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I accidentally fell into GG's vajayjay. It was so nice and cozy and tasty I decided to stay for awhile.).gif)
Atticus Finch
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got nothin
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Ok fone.
My hx bf takes a shower.
He sits on my bed
He scoots down to the edge of the mattress.
And a big brown streak follows.
I love when my date takes a shower and they use my white towel and go for inside of the butt cheeks.
And a brown spot
Guys put 1 leg up grab the handheld shower and finger ur booty with soap and water!
I started fingering my butt in the shower with soap and water like 8 years ago.
Lol
I don't think enough ppl know this.
Also ppl dont know body hair in the private area needs shampoo if its muffy cause of natural oils etc.
I say this to save man kind.
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#CleanCanvas
#ZestfullyCleanTURNSmeON
#body odor = turn off
 if you agree.
Lmk
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Right hotel, wrong barely open door. Much lovelier company.
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OMG can you guys also learn to TAKE A BATH
add a cup of baking soda and soak yourself once a week
wtf . really .
do you floss ?
do you brush your tongue ?
do you even gargle bro ?
"I brushed my teeth at home" haha, gtfo, I bet you took a shower too before you got in your car with that testosterone boiling in your sack and your heart on 120 bpm
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WTF.. Baking Soda bath? LMAO
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I showed up for an appointment once at a nice hotel. Beautiful provider opens the door and I step in to be blasted in the face by the eye watering stench of a massive dump still hanging in the air.
If you must have a BM please consider using the lobby restrooms.
Thank you.
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Your blogs.
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Noted. Guys who laugh at the idea of cleaning themselves.
GG, thank you so much for starting this.
Baking soda works because it’s alkaline and, when combined with water, makes the water slightly more alkaline too. The water gets a little more silky. It reduces skin irritations and itching, and also provides detoxifying benefits. It neutralises the chlorine and draws tap water toxins away from your skin (your largest organ which is 24/7 absorbing toxins and marinating in your sack sweat).
So yeah skanks, take a baking soda bath.
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I'd listen to the ladies on this one. Guys, clean your ass before you meet up with someone.
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K girl > luffa sponge
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Well, this blog is definitely giving me a hard on...
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after you clean your but hole in the shower (with your fingers) make sure you do not use that hand and finger/s around your eyes, otherwise you can get pinkeye
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"big brown steak follows"
LLMMAAOO
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Worst for me was someone who was driving all day long (8+ hours) and said he didn’t need to shower when I immediately offered it due to his stench.
On my end, my dog had to go to the bathroom one time while he was in the room and projectiled it onto the person. Lol. I was horrified. Needless to say, no dogs come to appointments anymore Lol 😂.
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Audrey, that's pretty damned funny and in this line of work you need to have a sense of humor, just take another shower. Maybe hard to explain the stench to his SO when he went home.
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STOP! All of these stories are permanently making my unit Tyrone go limp! I can't revive him no matter how hard I try!
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We were in the cowgirl position and my girl decides to switch to the reverse cowgirl position and while doing so accidentally falls flat on my... I think you know the rest.
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When you go to hard in doggie and you hear a never ending queef as you switch over to devour it.
But as a gentlemen you simply say, “it’s ok, it’s natural for that to happen”
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Wow this is so funny
The pool n trash story is funny and Aubrey u should bring ur pooch and just get a kennel!
Dogs r man's best friend!
@some of the shower comments.
Soo many guys here dont shower after cuz the ladies dont let them b4 or after.
Plz lol u can have all the time to b clean head to toe.
IF someone says take your time when your in the shower. Then do so cuz there a classy lady
A main thing is not odor
But odor is cause by bacteria
So that can mess up area that have to b balance.
Guys mostly dont understand u shouldn't eat @$$ then pu$$y. It can cause infection! Then no action!!
All my boyfriend's and 10 ex husbands we always showered b4 sex. Ya it's like sounds lame but omg dont come home from the office and rub up on me. Pubic hair smells like urine cause when u pee and put ur p p in ur pants. It all unites lol. And ya
The worse is when still odor after shower.
When i suk my playmate and can smell from down there. Then... I'm less in to it.
Plz let the soap SIT and saturate penetrate ur skin and hair there.
I rock
A muff
If i didn't know how to rock a muff and got odor complaints then I wouldn't have 1..
Lol it's like having a beard.
Anyways
This should make every man feel uncomfortable
But please
TAKE it constructively
Like i said.. i said it to save man kind.
Lol
But yes
I guarantee if u focus on this with ur wife girlfriend or hookup
U will get more physical...
If every man comes from work.
Shower brush teeth.
He can get laid ez from his s/o... if she is hesitate or usually says no.
Ok.
#worldpeace
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Stop! you're killing Tyrone! "Tyrone! Speak to me!"
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*exploding whale gif*
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*green gas gif*
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It was several years ago, I got the room number after arriving to the hotel, I go up, knock on the door, no answer, knock again and then text-where are you? She replies I'm here waiting for you.
I went to the wrong hotel, fortunately the right one was just a few blocks away. I really hate when there are more than one hotel chain in the same area....
RW
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😂 that was pretty funny tho 😁
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I’ve gone to the wrong hotel. I knock and no one answers. I then text her and she responds with “the door is open”. I then send her a picture showing her that the door is closed. She then responds with “where are you” and then it takes me a minute to realize that I was at the wrong hotel.
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Remembered reading a "Female Provider" yelling in writing, "Guys it's not gay to wash your own asshole!". I think it ended with a "goddammit!"
A step back in Humanity progression
Straight Fragility
"Several commenters pointed to recent threads in other reddit communities where women learned their boyfriends were not properly washing their genitals or butts because touching any penis or anus belonging to a man — even their own — would mean they were gay. Honestly, I think reading that just made me gay, because I may have to swear off men entirely now."
"fearing of looking gay"
"Straight men tragically reveal the things they miss out on for fearing of looking gay, like… having friends, emotions and personal hygiene"
"Recycle fear of looking gay"
Men less likely to recycle because they are worried people will think they’re gay, study claims
Also the US Culture, only dry paper. Wrong. Options Bidets,If not, there's typically shower next to toilet. Water soap 20 seconds. Wipes, can DIY them if need be. Throw them away don't flush them cause "Fatbergs" Hygenes the goal
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Culo smell goes both ways, there have been more than a few cases where I turn her around for k9 and bam, that smell shoots straight up at you, talk about a wood killer
The whole wipey between sesh's cleanup shit happens way more often than one would think, and it's fucking gross
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I do give enemas to my friends if they want one. I am dominant so most of my little biiatch pals are always cleansed one way or the other by their mistress.
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How about right hotel wrong floor..
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So I show up for the appointment and the lady informs me she is out of condoms. We go to the corner store together while she runs in and picks some up. We head back to the trick pad and start to get busy. Several positions in and she is starting to slow down. I have her in doggy and soon notice that she is no longer conscious. I roll her over and she is passed out cold. Assuming that is the end of the date I head back to my car. Wish I had finished before I noticed my date was no longer participating.
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I am glad you had a real date and not a session LOL
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Hanging out with this girl years ago( non hx , etc).
We where having " relations " in doggy style. She thought her son was sleep , but he wasn't. The door slowly opens and he see his mom gettin' some work done from behind. And he said to her "Mommy are you gettin' your medicine again? " Mommy how many doctors do you have?" .... I said to myself "oooh ok". I guess she told him everybody was a doctor , and penises are her medicine.....LOL!?
True story.....
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AHahaaaaa! That's definitely a new one!
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Hey son.. I said the same as u.. lol.
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was thinking there might be some funny pics here, guess not.
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Mommy I want to be a Doctor when I grow up. Go around injecting medicine. 👨🔬
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Why, I didn't realize I've been forcibly prescribing medicine to women--and without a license--for decades! 
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