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Is it asking too much???
Nov 25 2020 09:35AM more by Harpooner
Tags: San Diego , Random (All tags)

Is it asking too much if I ask the bookkeeper at work to show me her tits? They seem spectacular under her sweater. Asking for a friend.
      
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Kayman
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Nov 25 2020 09:48AM     link to this

Gotta do it on the DL.
Turn the thermostat up, first step is to get that sweater off
ocguy66
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Nov 25 2020 09:49AM     link to this

Ask her if she needs FX points
juniorcalon
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Nov 25 2020 09:55AM     link to this

This works 100% of the time.


First, you bring in fruit of varying sizes (i.e., grapes, prunes, apples, and melons).

Next, you ask her if she likes your fruit. Pick out a fruit that somewhat resembles her breasts.
Finally, with the fruit in hands, look at her and tell her you would love to see her fruit.


For example, "Helen, I'm glad you like my melons. I would love to see your melons too."



Kayman
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Nov 25 2020 09:59AM     link to this

+0.5
Thats good, but I feel like you plagiarized from the animal house grocery store scene
juniorcalon
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Nov 25 2020 10:48AM     link to this

^ No, Buy her some Fruit ! Ones that resemble her breast. ^


Titty poppin party all day long after that.
HotRodHarry
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Nov 25 2020 12:21PM     link to this

We're gonna need pics
sexualimprov
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Nov 25 2020 01:45PM     link to this

I have heard that slowly turning up the heat will get you closer to seeing the twins. Sweater off they have said.
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Nov 25 2020 02:26PM     link to this

How much do you like your job? Just incase things go down hill.
Harpooner
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Nov 25 2020 02:40PM     link to this

For the record, I am enjoying the advice. Keep up the good work.
HotRodHarry
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Nov 25 2020 03:58PM     link to this

In my experience, Tequila is the best method.

Or, exposure to a toxic substance, which requires immediate removal of all clothing, and a shower.
FATFUKK
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Nov 25 2020 08:39PM     link to this

No!! not at work!!! ask a girl on HX for such favors.... they are nicer than the ladies at work.
SassyX7
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Nov 25 2020 09:44PM     link to this

Accidentally spill something on her shirt and have a brand new one waiting on her πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚just seen this on tv lol
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