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I would gladly shower some gifts in your face, BD.
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Smart and Final had Charmin extra strength 12 pack mega rolls today. Purchased 1, 1 per customer.
That will go with my Charmin extra strength 30 pack double roll which i have not opened yet purchased from Smart and Final.
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Poop Party at Gilbert's!
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It’s one of the benefits of being an essential employee
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How do you know when you have enough T paper? The recent shortage has me wondering when to stop stockpiling.
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When you sober up you will know.
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i got 12 at smart n final
and toliet paper
today
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It seems like Smart and Final is the place to go for toilet paper. Now if they sell Playboy then all my bathroom needs can be had there.
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I could use a 30 pack of red charmin, guess I'll have to see if there's a smart and final around here
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"I will gladly pay you Tuesday for some toilet paper today!"
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I've found that the free stuff I get in my mailbox works great
Don't need to spend any money on TP
But congrats JC
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Buy Charmin stock
Then
Buy Charmin.
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Extra Strength? Super strong? Those are rough on the brown eye. Gotta go with the Huggies
ass'wipes! Ahhhh......the cool moist feel of 'em beats Charmin sandpaper for any future commode
visits. Spendy yeah, but worth the wipe. I still don't get the run on white sandpaper, did folks think the
virus would cause unending dump sessions? Good thing Q-tips were not mentioned as the best way
to clean up!
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@91BLUE850: Lay off of the pegging chair for a few days to heal up your butt hole .
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Sugarcane??? Should I lick before I wipe?
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He said pegging chair!!! OMFG!! Funniest line in a blog all year! Pegging chair!!! Hahahahaha. Soooo good dude, that's just great writing right there! Only you would come up with that one. Hey, lemme borrow yours when you've had enough!
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Protect the environment use recycled Toilet Paper.
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The person who dies with the most
T.P. wins!
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@ 91BLUE850: Sorry dude your mother has it.
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How I have felt.... I bought 80 rolls on amazon.  .. Paper towels are scarce and bought shop rolls from Autozone. lol!
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Might want to add some motor oil before wiping your butt with the shop rolls.
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The shop rolls are paper towels . The struggle is real. . I have napkins as well fully stocked at my house.
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Well then I'm running to your house when the Covid Zombies attack.
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Three or four years ago I put away about 100 rolls of TP and some of my relatives made jokes. When the shortage hit the same relatives was begging for TP. Now I've stockpiled about 150 roles and the same relatives are laughing at me because they say it can't happen again.
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Good thing you're well armed, Lamar.
You know they'll be coming for your toilet paper soon...
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i hear those moist "wet wipes" types screw up your plumbing
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I just traded 96 rolls for a Hardly Davidson.
Both can get shitty
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Hmm, wonder if a few months ago, any of the women here allowed men to trade toilet paper for uh services? 
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If y’all had jobs you’d go take a # 2 at work and get paid for doing it too.
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Well I just scored 75% alcohol wipes microban spray and Clorox spray all-in-one store. So eat that JuliusCaesar 😜
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I just traded someone else's corvette for 1,000 roll of Charmin.
I sure hope they don't get mad?
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During shortage #1, I asked a friend who is a caterer to pick me up some TP at the restaurant supply when he went to buy stuff...
He showed up at my house with a full case -- 96 rolls! Still working on using those up!
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I got tired of worrying about it so I had a colostomy bag installed.
Take that you needy bastards!
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I got tired of worrying about it so I had a colostomy bag installed
Ok KaiserSoce-the-Pooh
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