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So I'm sick...
May 9 2020 10:22AM more by NPembrush
Tags: Orange County, Current Events (All tags)

100.6 fever, sore throat, mild cough, aches... Just to be safe, go to the walk in and get giant swabs jammed into my brain. Seriously I think they came up with that method just to be dicks.


Corona virus? Nope. Sinus Infection? Yep.
      
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juliuscaesar1
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May 9 2020 12:10PM     link to this

If it's just a sinus infection then maybe hold off on swallowing disinfectant...
Night-Rider
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May 9 2020 02:06PM     link to this

Did you get diagnosed by a doctor?
NPembrush
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May 9 2020 02:57PM     link to this

@Julius Drain cleaner with a dash of lime.
@Rider. I watched a Dr. Butter how to diagnose everything video for $450.
On the serious, of course. Even though I don't get sick often, I make sure I have superb insurance and a good accredited board certified doctor. Also, she's hot.
juliuscaesar1
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May 9 2020 03:19PM     link to this

"Also, she's hot"

Well that's all that really matters. "Turn your head and cough please," as she grabs you by the balls.

Who cares about her certifications...
sherkahn
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May 9 2020 03:33PM     link to this

Just make sure that when “she” checks your temperature, it’s not an anal probe that requires her to hold you in place with both of her hands.
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May 9 2020 04:06PM     link to this

On March 1st i got my ass royally kicked by the " Flu" 100 fever for 8 days ( off and on) sore throat,my left eye swelled up full of nasty stuff,weakness that had me holding on to things,deep cough that was chocking at times. Couldn't catch my fucking breath,left me seeing little floating stars and complete loss of taste and smell for a week. I took a shitload of OTC Delsym which is hands down the best cough syrup available to mankind and kept popping Tylenols and a truckload of Xanax to ease my anxiety and knock me out. This shit was nasty. 3 weeks later i started to cough up balls of phlegm coated with blood. By then i started feeling much better. Never got tested at the time but im waiting for the free negative antibody test. I called everywhere but the greedy pharma narcos are charging $140 for a test. Fuck them. I feel back to normal now and have a shitload of energy. probably more than i did before i got sick. Now im popping 3000mgs of vit C,5000 of D3 and 60 mgs of Zinc daily. I aint letting whatever i had get a hold of me again. Hells no.
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May 9 2020 05:11PM     link to this

B-b-but, it was just like the flu, right?
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May 9 2020 05:13PM     link to this

If you're a Trump supporter try one of those disinfectant injections Dr.Trump suggested lol
wunanddun
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May 9 2020 06:53PM     link to this

@Dude not only is your hearing bad you aren't funny. Aren't you worried that someone might take your post seriously and because YOU and The President suggested it it must be ok?

See what I did there?
Tight28
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May 9 2020 07:32PM     link to this

@NPembrush ..... If it is Covid19 I hope it doesn't get as bad for you as we have all heard it gets,...positive thought for a speedy recovery, get lots of rest,,,after your all better you deserve a good BJ....
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May 9 2020 07:46PM     link to this

Now I know what you were doing, Pembrush. Fishing for a Florence Nightingale, with a specialty in "Night" nursing. Smooth moves indeed, Bro.
NPembrush
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May 9 2020 08:25PM     link to this

@Tight28. I'm covid negative but the doc said I have to come back in a week to get tested again. So self quarantine for 1 week. I'll PM you for sure. When I'm better.
@Caeser This'd be the worst way to get girls. If you ate positive it's no contact for 2 weeks + 2 extra weeks. No physical contact a bleepin' month!
Probably shouldn't take notes unless it's a book on "How to have women avoid you at all costs."
I believe Mr. Pete Malloy is the smooth talking guy around this place.
juliuscaesar1
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May 9 2020 08:40PM     link to this

Actually, according to Nigel Collins, if you do get the Covid women will want to lick your face in the hopes of absorbing your anti-bodies, or something like that. So get the Covid, Recover, then stick a sign on your brush reading OPEN FOR LICKING.
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May 9 2020 09:59PM     link to this

"Oh, and is Trump had done ................ something ............... in January, you NEVER would have become sick, right?"

Trump really didn't even have to do anything. All he needed to do was get out of the way of the PROFESSIONALS who would have done something.

Instead, he cockblocked them so he could keep having his circle-jerks, er I mean rallies.

78,000 and counting. We'll almost certainly hit 100,000 dead before the end of the month.

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May 9 2020 10:32PM     link to this

Dude, you should have gone down to huntington beach today for the protest.

lots of people feeling like you do about Trump. NOT
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May 10 2020 12:05AM     link to this

@wunanddun dude maybe you too should take a swig of some "Invincibility Juice" lol
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May 10 2020 02:26AM     link to this

Cure all Monster Energy......give yourself a massive dose of B2,B6, and B3 It will help you through it.
NPembrush
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May 10 2020 11:06AM     link to this

@SSL Tinfoil on too tight?
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May 10 2020 11:26AM     link to this

@NPembrush - board certification is the biggest fraud ever ...just FYI
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May 10 2020 12:46PM     link to this


Ya just can't fix stupid.
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May 10 2020 02:49PM     link to this

@Granite: "If you want to keep playing this game of semantics, the whistleblower in the article wasn't calling for Trump to get out of the way. Quite the opposite."

The USA has had contingency plans in place for a pandemic since at least the SARS outbreak in 2003. All Trump had to do was let the plans get deployed. There are experts in the federal machinery that could have helped mitigate, albeit not entirely prevent, the spread throughout the US.

Instead, Trump found it politically expeditious to downplay the risk. He's called this "totally unexpected" in an attempt to make everyone forget that he disbanded the Pandemic Response office that had been established in 2015.

At every level of his administration, Trump has replaced competent experts with sycophantic bootlickers. It's no wonder that this administration fucked things up so badly.
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May 10 2020 04:55PM     link to this

Why is it everybody blames JUST the Feds?
Every state has an Office of Emergency Services.
They were just as unprepared as the Feds and it's really their JOB to be prepared.
Where did CA $1billion go on that China mask deal?
Anybody?
Bueller?
Bueller?
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May 10 2020 06:06PM     link to this

@Dude .. I at least I'm not hateful and mean spirited to people I dont agree with.

I'd like to understand what motivates a person like you to berate others and oversimplify things but I already have already tried that with someone. Now that person has dementia and cant think of anything but a life of regrets and tries without success to find a reason them. I'd suggest you tie yours up before you end up like that.
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May 10 2020 06:07PM     link to this

I can see it now two sides of the street holding signs and yelling at each other.

No, really. It's just a sinus infection!

Both sides keep yelling at each other.

I'll see myself out. Really. Wait...one sec. Ties SSL404's shoe laces together.

Byeeee... runs off
juliuscaesar1
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May 10 2020 06:24PM     link to this

^^^Totally. Your blog got corrupted by Politics.
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May 10 2020 08:16PM     link to this

@ Who knows what you are? Your posting from a no network shill account.
Grumpy_Butthead
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May 10 2020 08:26PM     link to this

I blame China
juliuscaesar1
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May 10 2020 08:46PM     link to this

I blame Chinatown.
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May 10 2020 08:48PM     link to this

"Why is it everybody blames JUST the Feds?
Every state has an Office of Emergency Services.
They were just as unprepared as the Feds and it's really their JOB to be prepared. "

Historically, the federal government has been responsible for coordinating the response at the national level and relying on the states to implement the details at the local level. The vast majority of our taxes go to the federal government so that a national plan can be orchestrated. It is also wiser to concentrate the experts at the federal level rather than have states compete for the talent. There is a reason that CDC, flawed as it may be, can only be effective as a national institution.

Add to that, the states are not privy to the intel that is continuously being gathered by the feds, and only by the feds. Imagine the ridicule if ANY governor claimed to be acting on sensitive information obtained by that state's intelligence office.

This situation has been unique in that the states have had to act without any leadership from the federal government. If it were any other country in the world, we would all be deriding the situation as a keystone cops parody.

You may as well ask why the states are not prepared to resist an armed invasion. This is not the 18th century any more.
juliuscaesar1
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May 10 2020 08:52PM     link to this

Here we go again....
phlampson
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May 10 2020 08:55PM     link to this

"The link you posted discusses one scientist who claims his warnings were dismissed. Now you are claiming that Trump dissolved the Pandemic Response Office. Here is a link, from the Washington Post, no less, which claims otherwise. "

That piece that you linked is an Op-Ed from a Trump loyalist.

What else do you expect him to say?

I'm honestly surprised that he DIDN"T say that Trump turned it into the "Bigliest Pandemic Team EVAR".
phlampson
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May 10 2020 09:41PM     link to this

We should also highlight the Op-Ed from the head of the pandemic office that triggered Trump's lackey to respond in the first place.

I'll leave it to individual readers to evaluate which person deserves more credibility.

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GoBallsDeep
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May 10 2020 09:50PM     link to this

Lampson, wasn't it in another blog you'd managed to pull your head out of your ass for a brief moment? Guess you liked the view of your of your colon better than the outside world, lol.

First of all, I said "JUST" meaning that the Fed's are responsible yes, but so are the states. You and your cast of morons always got the same message, it's all Trump's fault. He certainly gets the blame for some fuckups. I just wanna know why the fuck you don't spend as much time blasting Cuomo, for example, or de Blasio. 1/3 of all US deaths have occurred on their watch in their city and they were almost totally unprepared AND still saying, don't worry be happy, well into March.

Second, you just made up a bunch of bullshit about historically this and we pay taxes for that. That's all just crap. When Trump started in on his "I'm the king and i say when we open up", somebody said to the king.....are you stupid? Then you're responsible! Let the governors do it and then THEY'RE responsible for what happens. Did you see how quickly the Dipshit changed his tune when he realized the political advantage of that?

Plus THAT is where the responsibility lies in the end.we are a Republic of states, not the USSR.
Read up on CalOES, I'll even help you get started....

"The California Governor's Office of Emergency Services (CalOES) is a California cabinet-level agency responsible for overseeing and coordinating emergency preparedness, response, recovery and homeland security activities within the state.[1] The agency was created by AB 38 (2008), superseding both the Office of Emergency Services (OES) and Office of Homeland Security (OHS)."

Plus, I'm happy to hear that OP is feeling better from his sinus infection.
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GoBallsDeep
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May 10 2020 09:54PM     link to this

Btw, you get the blame for going political JC, lol. I quote.....

"If it's just a sinus infection then maybe hold off on swallowing disinfectant..."

It was a good line though
NPembrush
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May 10 2020 10:51PM     link to this

Shill: an accomplice of a hawker, gambler, or swindler who acts as an enthusiastic customer to entice or encourage others.
phlampson
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May 10 2020 10:56PM     link to this

@GBD: Just as it is a poor workman that blames his tools, so is it that a poor general blames his troops for losing a war.

The states have their fair share of blame, I'll grant you that. But they have been failed by the national leadership that has performed far below what is expected. Since Trump wants to be regarded as a "wartime president" he should act the part.

And as far as the states having the ultimate responsibility, I would ask you if you are a Californian first and an American second? I'm quite sure you and everyone else on this site would disagree with that statement. Has anyone ever signed up to fight in a foreign war because they were a proud citizen of [insert random state here]?

To illustrate further, I need only quote a document that I'm sure you would agree with.

'We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.'

Even 230 years ago, the people of this nascent nation realized that individual states could not exist alone. And wiser men than you or me have determined over the following two centuries that a strong federal government was instrumental to fulfilling the ideals of that preamble.
juliuscaesar1
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May 10 2020 11:11PM     link to this

Whoever's blaming me, don't drag me into this Cock-uh-Doodle Festival of Schlong Slobbery.
hyder
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May 11 2020 09:37AM     link to this

It is not the fault of:
Trump
Obama
China
Your State
Your Govenor
Fox News
MSNBC
CNN
Europe
Any other state
Or any one else
It is a virus and everyone is making decisions based on information that changes hourly. Nobody is trying to kill your business, family or church.

Stop blaming and go work at a food bank or check on elderly neighbors but this is not a political plot.

Spend our time helping and be kind...people that we all know are dying. And if it has not touched you it will. 911 changed our lives and this will also. Get perspective and help.

I walk dogs for people that are scared to leave their houses. I know it is not much but it is what i can do.
GoBallsDeep
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May 11 2020 10:30AM     link to this

"And as far as the states having the ultimate responsibility, I would ask you if you are a Californian first and an American second? I'm quite sure you and everyone else on this site would disagree with that statement. Has anyone ever signed up to fight in a foreign war because they were a proud citizen of [insert random state here]?"

I am both but that has nothing to do with anything. Just stop trying to twist in the wind to prove your non-existent point. A foreign war and a pandemic are a false equivalency.

Hyder is on to something. Everybody has a responsibility to play the part they can. The science is constantly evolving and the goal posts always on the move. This constant blame game is counter-productive when it's about nothing but political gain rather than solutions that work.

My point is that if you're gonna shit on somebody, do like JC and shit on everybody

LOL, if you play the game JC, there is no escape!

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