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NigelCollins68
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If your friends were as slutty as mine
May 20 2020 10:54PM more by NigelCollins68
Tags: Orange County, Random (All tags)

I love to give out boxes of condoms. Sometimes women shrug. Sometimes it's a lifesaver.

So I go to Costco and load up my cart with boxes of Trojans. (I know that they smell nasty, but what are you going to do?) When women look in my cart, their eyes get as big as saucers. I say, “Oh, I wish that I were fucking like that. It's just that my friends are stone cold sluts.”
      
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juliuscaesar1
City of Los Angeles, LA, CA
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May 20 2020 10:58PM     link to this

Nigel!!! I've missed you. I was getting worried about you.
GoBallsDeep
Fullerton, OC, CA
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May 20 2020 11:02PM     link to this

Cool story, bro
juliuscaesar1
City of Los Angeles, LA, CA
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May 20 2020 11:21PM     link to this

GBD's right. That is a funny line.
GoBallsDeep
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May 20 2020 11:32PM     link to this

The only thing I know that eats krill weighs thousands of pounds.
And, I'm on a diet.
juliuscaesar1
City of Los Angeles, LA, CA
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May 20 2020 11:38PM     link to this

Wiz, why are you sending personal messages promoting Infowars products? Do you work for them?
juliuscaesar1
City of Los Angeles, LA, CA
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May 21 2020 12:24AM     link to this

Aw Bummer!

GoBallsDeep
Fullerton, OC, CA
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May 21 2020 12:26AM     link to this

No code for me either?
I'm willing to break the diet for $5 large
Allison_Snow
Temecula, Inland Empire, CA
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May 21 2020 12:30PM     link to this

I’ll gladly take a big box of magnums 😉. People look at me crazy when I buy multiple boxes 😂
jazz51
Laguna Hills/Woods, OC, CA
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May 21 2020 12:46PM     link to this

Allison..........I don't need magnums.......so is that a disappointment...LOL
NPembrush
Lake Forest, OC, CA
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May 21 2020 03:30PM     link to this

Now with 50% more Uranium tetrachloride! Buy 2 bottles of Jim Jones Krill Slushy and get a free grey whale!

...
hyder
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May 21 2020 04:41PM     link to this

I wonder what Wizard does with his magnums.
juliuscaesar1
City of Los Angeles, LA, CA
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May 21 2020 04:48PM     link to this

^^^KML, don't forget to buy Krill oil. Wiz swears by it.
juliuscaesar1
City of Los Angeles, LA, CA
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May 21 2020 04:50PM     link to this

Don't know Sweetz. I'm not the Preacher. Just the Congregation.
OCCityBoy2
OC, CA
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May 21 2020 05:30PM     link to this

the TOPIC of this blog is buying big packages of condoms.
as in buying a box of condoms at COSTCO. A BOX OF 36.

why dilute the blog taking about KRILL OIL?
KRILL OIL is something you take internally.
KRILL OIL has NOTHING TO DO WITH condoms.
OCCityBoy2
OC, CA
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May 21 2020 05:32PM     link to this

KissMeLucky,
you can smile at someone looking at your WHOLESALE purchase of condoms. YOU are a very pleased lady.
sam_wilson
City of Los Angeles, LA, CA
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May 21 2020 10:51PM     link to this

My supply of Trojan's came through a few days ago.

I'm so happy.
juliuscaesar1
City of Los Angeles, LA, CA
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May 21 2020 11:15PM     link to this

^Did they come inside a wooden horse?
NickSgv
OC, CA
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May 22 2020 11:03AM     link to this

A global condom shortage is becoming an increasing concern......Stock up now.......
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https://www.businessinsider.com/worldwide-condom-shortage-inevitable-production-hubs-shut-down-2020-3
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