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I was telling doom and gloom what a good guy Kaiser was.
Nobody was listening.
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if you walk into the forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't know why your cutting it down, do you think its stumped?
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Pretty lady you are reaching.
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Okay KML, I'll throw one at you....
What did the hearing-impaired dildo say to the horny lady?
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Twat?
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^ Ha! I didn't think of that.
I like it.
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so what was the real answer lol
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βI was telling doom and gloom what a good guy Kaiser was.
Nobody was listening.β
Most people ignore information they already know.
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πππ
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How does a squid go into battle?
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He's well-armed π
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Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?
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I tried talking to a pretty girl at the gas station who was on the other side of the pump I was on. She seemed to be talking on the phone so I waited til she was done. Once she went quiet for a bit, I walked around the pump to say hello and right as I did, she let one go. I mean she cow farted and it not just made a thunderous sound, it smelled strong enough so that the fumes from the gas were secondary to the smell coming from her.
I tried to still say hello but I just laughed as I said hi and she got in her car and just cried.
I had to leave.
Funny AF at the time.
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So since KML doesn't want to play...
What did the hearing-impaired dildo say to the horny lady?
"Cum Again?"
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Itβs always bad when I high-five a wall with my face π€
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LMFAO poor wall
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callvan ππππ€·π»ββοΈ
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
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Right where you left it
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Did you hear about the wooden car?
It had a wooden engine, wooden wheels and wooden doors.
And do you know what?
I wouldnβ go. π
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Why aren't koalas actual bears?
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They don't meet the koalafications.
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^π
ok here's another
I asked Siri, "Siri why am I single?"
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Siri responded by opening the front camera.
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I like it, Liz.
You're bad and dirty, all rolled into one delicious package.
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Anybody ever tell you that you look like Kirsten Bell?
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May not be the right time for this one.
What is the black stuff between elephants toes?
Slow running natives.
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Since we're going down that road
How about a little misogyny?
What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of pygmy cannibals?
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I give up. What?
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One is a group of cunning runts, the other........
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These jokes go downhill from there
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Don't you find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
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How do you stop a racist from spewing hatred?
Vote him out of office
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The funny awkward moment when you forget to cover your chin and end up taking a straight hook!
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