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We have Wild Fires and Earthquakes...
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Whats that?
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This is Thomas Fire from 2017, 1/2 of Santa Barbara was under mandatory evacuation.
I'd take insects over fire...
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I was kidding in my last post.
However, I have definitely weighed out my options in consideration of a possible traumatic death through natural causes of the each state I considered moving to.
1. Texas- death by drowning during a hurricane or flash flood
2. Oklahoma- death by tornado or boredom
3. Illinois- death by snow storm
4. California- death by burning alive in a wildfire/ random bear attack
I think California is the best gamble because the weather allows me to live my life a bit more everyday. I just need to touch up on my sprinting skills.
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Other methods one could die in California by way of natural causes
- Death by traffic jam coma
- Death by hipster hat asphyxiation
- Death by hype
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Oh but Mayflies are worse. Look up Mayfly swarms if you haven't experienced them. Ugh...the smell.
Also...pollen clouds. Your worst nightmare if you are allergy sensitive.
Nature is full of weird stuff.
I'll stick with Brush fires, earthquakes and the rare tornado. No to locust swarms, hurricanes, big tornadoes and baseball sized hail.
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Have you thought of total destruction?
Covid 21?
Texas Titty Twisters?
could get hit by space junk
Not to mention a meteor or asteroid.
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I just need to touch up on my sprinting skills.
Black bears can run 35 miles per hour
Grizzly bears can run 35 mph too
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Now this was funny.
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Wtf is this blog about?
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Not sure what the blog is about but u look absolutely gorgeous!!
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I thought another puzzle was discovered. Cicada 3301 for reference.
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Lol Cicada 3301 was created by a bunch of nerd trolls. It was slow paced entertainment after they were getting arrested for "SWATting".
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As a one time nerd, I can agree. Then I discovered boobies.
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