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Wait, how exactly did he die?
“ Matiss Kivlenieks, a goaltender for the Columbus Blue Jackets of the National Hockey League, died Sunday night after an accident involving fireworks at a party, according to authorities in Novi, Michigan.
Kivlenieks, 24, died from a fireworks mortar blast and chest trauma, according to Inspector Mitch Brown of the Oakland County Medical Examiner's Office.
The death was ruled accidental after a full autopsy was conducted by the Oakland County Chief Medical Examiner Dr. Ljubisa Dragovic, Brown said.
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Earlier on Monday, Meier had said there seemed to be a malfunction that sent the fireworks in the direction of people. Kivlenieks and others were in a hot tub and when they tried to get out, Kivlenieks slipped, fell, and hit his head on the concrete, Meier had said.“
So did he die from a fireworks to the chest? From impact of his head on the floor?
And that must be some freak accident.
Can you imagine a big, fiery hot rod exploding in your direction, aimed at your face,, and you try to get out of the way but as you scramble away from the impact you slip and get fatal brain damage.
Like a Trumptard after sucking on Trump’s tiny dick. Big bad boom of doom.
All bad jokes aside, terrible way to go.
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