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917_NIKITAAMORE
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Locked. No further comments permitted.IRS just called and I need help.
Aug 10 2021 01:21AM more by 917_NIKITAAMORE
Tags: Orange County, Random (All tags)

The IRS has been calling me on my WhatsApp at odd times of the night for a couple of months.

I had the pleasure to speak to “officer Jake black”. Now, I’m in a bit of a frenzy since I owe $100,000 (western union only).
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Unfortunately, I have spent all of that money on dildos of various colors because of the endless options of hues.

As expected....since I am a woman, I could not make a decision and decided to purchase them all.

The house down payment can wait.
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After a couple minutes of bargaining with Jake.....we have agreed on a settlement of 1,243 dick pics.

Please help a friend in need.

+8801863711070

——

Peace & love to the homies in India, Bangladesh and their cousins in Nigeria.










      
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Night-Rider
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Aug 10 2021 02:28AM     link to this

Why would he want dick picks and not picks of your pussy?
Night-Rider
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Aug 10 2021 02:31AM     link to this

*pics
ifoolaround
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Aug 10 2021 02:51AM     link to this

That must have Joe Black from the movie, making section chief with your settlement. Thank You for helping him along his career path.
makinbacon
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Aug 10 2021 05:36AM     link to this

I would have negotiated one pee pee touch, if I were joe black.
NickSgv
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Aug 10 2021 05:56AM     link to this

Kudos for negotiating in dick pic's, a fundamentally worthless commodity, rather than pic's of that wonderful phat ass. Better yet of your rainbow of magic wands in action. Those would be pure gold (and also recommended as a hedge against inflation).

Nick
TheAlterEgo
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Aug 10 2021 06:14AM     link to this

This blog is Night-Rider’s mating call

Reverse uno Shallow Hal
tommy1nut
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Aug 10 2021 06:53AM     link to this

Fukn funny lmao
hottiehunter
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Aug 10 2021 07:07AM     link to this

OMFG @917_NIKITAAMORE this is hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣... thanks for the morning laugh.... I must make you acquaintance😘😘😘. very very soon
NickSgv
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Aug 10 2021 07:30AM     link to this

Flirty blogs are catnip for trolls for sure. Life’s too short to let them bother you or rise to the bait.

yellowB2
Mission Viejo, OC, CA
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Aug 10 2021 08:24AM     link to this

They didn't ask for iTunes or Amazon gift cards???
NPembrush
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Aug 10 2021 08:45AM     link to this

You should have told him you work for the IRS too "My name is officer No Phuking Wey"
Sxyvictoria
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Having my coffee here and didn’t expect to laugh to much 😂
And now they use WhatsApp 😂😂😂
What about the money you spent in condoms and hotel rooms and more ,
Shit then I am in trouble 😂😩😩
Harpooner
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Aug 10 2021 09:44AM     link to this

OP - Thanks for brightening my morning!
gentleHung1
Beverly Hills, LA, CA
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Aug 10 2021 10:00AM     link to this

can you just email them pics of the dildos you purchased? do you have THAT many?
gregroses
Costa Mesa, OC, CA
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Aug 10 2021 10:01AM     link to this

Fuking Hilarious, thank you for making my morning breakfast so delicious

I love you Nikita


smarvin
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Aug 10 2021 10:10AM     link to this

Funny, Good job!
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Aug 10 2021 11:50AM     link to this

IRS do not do calls.
TomTraubert
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Aug 10 2021 12:09PM     link to this

Don't know what's funnier...OP's post or the guy above me taking it seriously
Zeros
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Aug 10 2021 12:38PM     link to this

This is a much better IRS calling you story than the one I heard a few years back about some old lady that got called by the "IRS" and they had her in a 7-11 scratching off iTunes gift cards and reading the numbers into the phone to pay her "taxes"


R2d26
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Aug 10 2021 04:27PM     link to this

They make you pay under cover

And only cum in your door incognito

They never call you but only Male you

Good luck you should have paid tax

On our fun.
mentallysingle
Huntington Beach, OC, CA
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Aug 10 2021 04:36PM     link to this

hmm, 1243 dick picks sounds a little fishy, should've been 1234 or some other conveniently typed number and not some random realistic number like that....We'd better ask if micropenis picks count the same as regular sized pics to be sure....
sungura941
Diamond Bar, Inland Empire, CA
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Aug 10 2021 07:06PM     link to this

This is a scammer. DO NOT RESPOND AT ALL. IRS does not call people they just write. IGNORE IT!
Grumpy_Butthead
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Aug 10 2021 07:12PM     link to this

They don't?

Great to know that fact.
Tabie
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Aug 10 2021 07:54PM     link to this

Now this shit is so funny. This is important useful information. It really is.

XoTabie
Socalsteve
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Aug 10 2021 09:01PM     link to this

I've got you covered, NIKITA. I'm expecting a large sum any day now from a grateful Nigerian prince who recently reached out to me.
Sxyvictoria
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Aug 10 2021 09:09PM     link to this

R2d26Stop writing indirect messages to me just because I couldn’t see you because I am with family in town and I am not making any appointments?
Stop your subliminal messages , you think I don’t know what are you trying to do ???
CuteMandy apdo sent me a PM telling me how rude you are ….

You took the review away like that will affect me abs now you are saying you will send a undercover ?
Really , bring in on..
Undercovers can also knock at your door and call your wife , stop harassing me ,
I already blocked you and now trying to thread me here ?
Go ahead ….knock at the door incognito …, yes exactly …. your door …
Sxyvictoria
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Aug 10 2021 09:13PM     link to this


STALKER
Tabie
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Aug 10 2021 09:50PM     link to this

Some things are better left unsaid.

XoTabie
Sxyvictoria
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Aug 10 2021 09:59PM     link to this

Tabie i I did y say nothing .. who is R2d26 ? a crazy HX stalkear who is angry because somebody say NO to him ?
He was so lucky that I gave him a chance after he red ratings but no more … now I know how crazy he is ..,crazy …
Anyways , have a good night 😘
Tabie
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Aug 10 2021 10:04PM     link to this

^^^ Does he have a nice penis?
Tabie
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Aug 10 2021 10:04PM     link to this

R2d26 Have a nice penis?
Sxyvictoria
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Aug 10 2021 10:06PM     link to this

No ,💩
Sxyvictoria
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Aug 10 2021 10:09PM     link to this

If you see the pictures you will be like 😱😰😩
Tabie
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Aug 10 2021 10:09PM     link to this

Why you gave him a second chance? Once someone fucks with me I don’t give a second chance. I may string them along making them believe they would but then I shoot them down and I find it rather entertaining. Gratification can come various ways. Don’t let him know he is getting to you by lashing out at him. He gets gratification that way and it makes you look like a crazy woman. I’m only talking from experience so please don’t take this the wrong way. 😘


deep.passion
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Aug 10 2021 10:11PM     link to this

Spoken like a true veteran of the HX community
Sxyvictoria
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Aug 10 2021 10:12PM     link to this

Tabie , sent you a pm … wasn’t second chance now … was after someone else gave him a red rating … now after he did wrong with me I won’t give him any ..

Sxyvictoria
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Aug 10 2021 10:13PM     link to this

Tabie , I am
crazy 😜
deep.passion
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Aug 10 2021 10:15PM     link to this

The crazier she is the sexier she is....so I've heard
Tabie
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Aug 10 2021 10:16PM     link to this

^^ crazy the best in bed so I hear
Tabie
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Aug 10 2021 10:17PM     link to this

I don’t think their is a normal person on this site besides myself of course
Sxyvictoria
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Aug 10 2021 10:17PM     link to this

Tabie I appreciate your comment …. You know better ..

I just felt like responding to his comment .. I blocked him so he is trying to intimidate me here ..
time waster … 😱😂,
deep.passion
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Aug 10 2021 10:17PM     link to this

I stand erected!!!
Ooops...I meant corrected!!!
Sxyvictoria
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Aug 10 2021 10:19PM     link to this

Tabie are you normal ? 😜😂😘
Tabie
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Aug 10 2021 10:23PM     link to this

It’s a hard job but someone has to do it 🤣🤣



















I’m a little more normal than I was when I provided full time.


Sxyvictoria
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Aug 10 2021 10:26PM     link to this

Tabie I will never be normal again , is fun to be crazy 😛
Weird than some guys are nit making any comments yet ..
Pretty soon .. 😬
TheAlterEgo
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Aug 10 2021 10:28PM     link to this

Hug it out.
Life teaches compassion and self love.

Being selfless goes a long way

You right by dojo cat playing in the background
Tabie
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The
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