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I always wash the crease under my titties.
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I once found a French fry tucked away in there.
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This is like a public safety announcement, love it !! Thanks !!
Skippy but what about your bellybutton ??
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Dude, yeast infections under the titties are a real thing. Someone made me google it once. I'll never be the same.
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Skurfer, see what I did there?
::wink wink:::
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Also I like baking.
My belly button is pristine. Chicks always want to do tequila shots from it.
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Damn you! Now I’m preoccupied with the ideas of titties that smell like a freshly baked baguette!!
I’m no marketing genius but that sounds like an awesome combo.
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Another dilemma for poor Skip  ).gif)
Miss. TC 
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Ya gotta wash dat ass w/ more than a washcloth.....I'm just sayin'
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I've had people who don't brush their teeth at all or care about their body odor smell. Also people need to stop blowing up my bathroom before we meet it makes me disgusted 🤢
❤ Allison Snow
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I was seeing a persian girl for some time some years back and let me tell you... she was amazing. Beautiful and a fantastic body. She loved to be naked and it was great to see that around all the time. She did not shave and I was ok with that...as long as she trimmed a little so I didn't cough up a hairball after going down, I was fine.
Thing is whenever she went to visit family, she came back and smelled terrible for days. The spices in the food she ate at home would slowly come out of her pores and she smelled like yuck BO, even immediately after showering. I mean it rivaled my worst funk. Things didn't work out but damn, she was always practicing good hygiene but the things she ate when she went to visit her parents for a meal or a couple of days ALWAYS made her smell. So yeah....watch what the fuck you eat and don't go curry tasting or take the kimchi challenge when you plan on being naked with another soon after.
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I remember getting high with Gene
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Miss Chase you sound east coast. Feisty. I like it.
Old habits because what you present to people defines you
Nails trimmed and cleaned.
Teeth brushed and flossed
Hair washed and groomed
Facial hair shaved or groomed.
Washcloth and clean everything where sweat and/or oils accumulate. Mom wasn't kidding about behind the ears man. Keep your loofah away from me.
Clean clothes: Fresh socks and underwear. None of the hole ridden worn junk unless it's a trip to the store.
Out in the field everything goes out the window
underwear: brown in the back, yellow in the front for ease of identifying which side is front
Nails? Yeah trim those
Teeth? Hell yes, root canals and bridges are expensive. I want neither
Hair. Meh, I can see
Facial hair: The more I look like a grizz the more they'll respect me
Wash... Nope. Eu De la fuck off.
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MrHotGuy,
Just an FYI women should actually avoid products like summers eve, douches and vaginal perfumes. They alter the natural pH balance of the vagina which can lead to all sorts of issues...like yeast infections, to name one.
Gentle soap, warm water or a OB approved vaginal wash are the only ways to go.
It's a pussy. Not a flower field.
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but your pussy smells like a flower field
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Fuck flossing. I take em out and put them in the vice. Fire up the Honda 10 horse power washer and blast away. One time they weren't clamped right and went about 40' down the gutter.
I was late for an appointment and put them in and said let's go.
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Whatever you do don't take that Honda 10 horse power washer to your butt crack.
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So chief that would be bad?
I did cut concrete with it.
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^^^^ what I think she's pointing out is to avoid using those products so frequently !!
Everyone's different
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I think I'm assuming you were talking about douche.
The golden rule of vaginal hygiene is to keep it OUTSIDE of the vagina.
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^^^^. my comment somehow relates to that as well, I think 
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Well I could test it on McFly?
Chief can regulate the pressure.
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OMG I'm not doing ^^^^^^ anymore
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Skurfer gets it <3
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Even dialed down that Honda 10 horse power washer will at least etch concrete.
A garden hose will probably suffice for butt crack hygiene.
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Ok
FlappyNutSack
Your washin is ready. He really needs a good hosin down
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Never fear the power washer is always near.
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What does power washing have to do with
A clean pussy? BTW. Clean teeth can prevent
Heart attacks.
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Get a tongue scraper and practice that gag reflex.
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Super duper power doucher?
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Aint technology great? Honda is the only way to fly.
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Try the new Febreze Twat Summer Meadows Scent. It’s intoxicating! 
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Floppy i have someone i want you to me
Mr. Ben Dover meet Floppy
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Shit
Meet
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Shit Meet would be a lousy name for a Twat (UR) spray, amirite?
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Yeah could be taken the wrong way
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As Redd Foxx so elequently put it:
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PSA. Toilet paper does NOT clean your ass all the way. Just like other parts of your body, you need a combination of soap and water.
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you poop...you shower
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Wait is a guy giving a woman advice on a douche? WTF 
Give yourself a whole can o' Febreeze before seeing the ladies. Huh. Idea!
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Bullshit that is why Ronco has the super duper pooper scooper.
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Barbieondemand I have had several clients take massive shits in my room I don't get it it's nasty.
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And we all know how anemic the bathroom fan is in a hotel..
Bet those dudes were long gone before the bathroom was habitable again.
Good thing your next client did not walk into a Brown Cloud.
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