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I'm very curious how you knew it was a massive shit as opposed to a, you know, regular sized shit.
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You must have a really curious nature. I like it! 
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I just said massive because of the smell lol. I don't wanna know or see what comes outta any ones butt. I'd probably throw up 🤢
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Yes a need to know basis
I don't want too know
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Very good! I just wanted to understand how deeply you investigated. Thank you, Sexy!
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Dudes: bomb that harbor BEFORE you meet up. In a different location. And don't neglect the clean-up.
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Yes dear
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Following up, ladies, make sure that who ever visits you does not leave unecessary fragrances in the bathroom.
Just because someone was there last night should not mean I need to smell the following day.
That skunk stunk is an Erection killer.
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I think it should be clear to everyone that being exceptionally clean will likely pay off for you. Nothing kills the mood like bad odor and poor hygienic maintenance, man or woman.
Guys, you want DFK? Then brush your teeth, use mouthwash, and be clean shaven. Like a nice BJ with BLS? Then thoroughly clean and shave your twig and berries…and use soap and water to clean your ass when you take a shower. It doesn’t wash itself.
I assume guys want to encourage women to give them the best experience they can with no mishaps.
Women should look as good as they can. Otherwise, it may take a lot of work to get a guy off. Looking as hot as possible (makeup, clean shaven, nice outfit, clean room, mood lighting, etc) will encourage excitement, will get a guy charged up, and will help get a guy off faster (which I suspect is what you want). Do not skimp on taking showers between sessions. It is obvious to guys when you don’t.
Nothing is worse than letting a guy leave unhappy since you’re almost guaranteed never to see him again.
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“Brown Cloud”
That was was my given Native American name.
By the way…. Military guys often have the habit of not using a loofa/washcloth. Those “extras” often weren’t available or convenient. In the Navy on a ship… where fresh water is in limited supply… anything longer than a 3 minute shower was considered “Hollywood.” Get in, get wet, lather up… everywhere, rinse off… get out. Not a lot of room to hang up wet stuff to dry.
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And now
Black cloud?
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LOL
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You my friend are the only person that can peel the paint off the inside and outside of a building at the same time..
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I don't understand the value of flossing. I tried it once but my teeth were still green.
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Jk. However, I have read that it is not a good idea to floss or brush one's teeth immediately before sex. Apparently it can create microtears, etc., that can increase risk of disease transmission, at least according to the article I read some years ago.
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WOW !!! Allison !!!! OMG !!
I've never had that happen to me !!!
So take notes Gentlemen, don't you dare doo doo before we do it !!
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Redd Fox talked about this a long time ago.
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Lava soap will exfoliate the FUCK outta all your junk.
No washcloth necessary.
Man the fuck up
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SkurferGurl LMFAO your so silly please don't do it Thank You 🤣
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Personal hygiene is very important!
Squeaky clean. Always scrub while showering.
Shave and brush teeth, and floss.
Brush that tongue. Gargle with mouthwash.
Clip all those nails.
Always right before I leave for the visit.
And again,if the lady insists on another shower.
Never arrive late
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^^^^ LOVE that for sure 
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So take notes Gentlemen, don't you dare doo doo before we do it !!
Ok then so doo doo while we do it !! Got it
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Exfoliate. Lol.
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@Maestro123  CLASSIC !!
YESSIR butthead !!
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@Allison_snow
Maybe they’re just nervous to see you? 😂
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I can�t understand why Hygiene is a topic here. Damn men.. Freaking shower and freshen up yourself BEFORE you try to lay naked to a beautiful woman.. Have some pride and self respect and mutual respect for the girl you�re seeing.
NOBODY, I believe likes smelly, sweaty private parts and it�s EASY to completely shower (5 good minutes) before you lay your body on one of the HX beautiful ladies.
I�ve heard about this Hygiene thing but choose not to believe it as I�m smooth, soft and cleaner than a whistle myself. But apparently other guys don�t have the personal high standards I have.
Ladies here�s 2 things
1) sorry there are guys that don�t give a shit about their personal hygiene and how it effects you.
2) I�m soft, tan, clean and only have hair only where it�s supposed to be. If that�s up your alley, please let me know.
Cheers to all and
DAMN MEN. Take a f-Ing shower and scrub your balls and ass (at the minimum) before you meet one of the lovely ladies here on HX.
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Is there a Dick Tracy decoder ring to read that comment?
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Men have different standards and levels of hygiene.
What passes for one person does not pass muster for another.
Case in point, got invited to an orgy in Vegas by an erotic dancer friend I knew and her “team” of dancers/friends she made while dancing along the west coast.
Long story short, the amazing party was ruined when one of the late-arriving male guests dropped trow and the smell he had overpowered everything else in the suite. Within 10 minutes the guy was kicked out naked down the hall, but the smell did not go away with incense, scented perfume and aroma oils.
We had to wait outside and try to get another room. Some people just left.
Waste of an evening.
To this day hygiene remains big on my list of “must be addressed” before we party.
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@Butthead. I don't that'll help.
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@Circle Chlorine fresh scent?
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I mean, these are things that should have been taught to you when you were 5.
Grown ass man cant clean himself properly should be shamed and ridiculed.
Same with grown ass women.
This shit isn't hard, wash your nasty ass's or kill yourself trying.
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I am advocating blog hygiene, including eliminating weird characters like: you�re. Please clean your posts. And while we're at it maybe Adams could clean up his posts.
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I love that this made it to a second blog.
-Guys if you want DFK, brush/floss daily and visit the dentist regularly.
-Do not defecate in a hosts bathroom
-Shower prior to your visit (use soap)
-Wash your hands upon entering the room (and before touching my pristine ass)
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When I was in the army, every barrack had at least one dude, who would not shower.
After a week or two he would stink up the entire building. FUNKY!
Solution: In the middle of the night, All of us, would put a pillow case over his head, drag his funky ass to the showers and give him a G.I. Bath. Stiff bristle scrub brushes, laundry detergent or scouring powder.
Worked every time.
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Glad im not the only one its happened to. Literally right before we got to business he says " i need to use the bathroom" the min the door opened, i damn near fell out and was over the session.I wanted to throw up so bad ,scared to open my mouth and the smell get in there (yuck) next few clients i had to let them know,smh. couldnt get the smell out ALL day! it was noted and i havent seen mr stinky since!
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Can't believe some people Jayden! I always take care of business before I get there and if I've had to recently go #2, I make sure I'm clean and fresh. I've been down there on a lady in the front where you could smell things from the back, and it's not a turn on!!!!
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Dudes...buy some “Dude Wipes”..travel size.
Thank me later
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Poo-Pourri Before you go toilet spray !!!
For you Gentz that can't control yourself, I suggest you keep this handy !!!
Jayden OMG, that sounded horrible and horrific ! & I'm sure it smelled horrible and horrific !!
I wish I knew how to post a link for this stuff, I get it at Costco.
I did a blog about it years ago lol
Y'all have a wonderful weekend !
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Stank weed good! Stank puss and ass not so much. That's why I shower before every session! Makes everyone feel better!
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"Jayden OMG, that sounded horrible and horrific ! & I'm sure it smelled horrible and horrific !!"
From what I recall it smelled like a fresh ocean breeze.
Jayden just has a sensitive scent of smell.
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"Butt_head breeze".... Think about that for a second.
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I kinda smell like the old duck ranch on the 605 after a rain. If anyone remembers
My scent would gag a maggot. Aka " butt_head breeze "
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i dont do well with nasty smells, it was so hard to hold back from gagging!!after he left i sprayed and sprayed and left an came back,the smell was still there i almost didnt want to host anymore didnt want anyone thinking that came out of me lol no,but frfr
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I always shower just before seeing someone. I hope they do the same.
I can’t imagine needing to do some business in a girls bathroom right before. Even if I had a long drive I’d stop at the lobby bathroom first and make sure everything is good to go.
That’s just me. I want the girl to be happy with me just as much as I want to be happy with her. Unfortunately it doesn’t always workout like that.
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I always set up an appt. with a lady when I feel a big one coming down the pike.
Wouldn't even consider leaving it in the bowl at my place, you crazy?
She leaving at some point anyway, amirite?
Hotel can repaint the walls, hose down the porcelain train and burn the linens!
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This topic reminds me of a Dilbert strip from back in the day:
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I am always shocked when I hear that a girl DOES NOT bring clean sheets with her when She travels. I guess for some laying in a wet spot is ok? Also, washing of the hands.....l hate it when they say "Oh I just washed them down stairs or I just took a shower at home" WTF? Just wash your damn hands.....Since being down stairs there have been Doors, Car keys, evaluator buttons, dead presidents all types of surfaces tainted with a million cooties......So please if you want to stick them in me, on me or come close to me You absolutely was your hands!
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The foreign countries use this
Bidet toilet
But the USA always knows best
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Well I’m glad to see a lot of you are very hygienically up to par for the ones that aren’t stay away from me LOL 😂 😝
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