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a stick of gum.
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Bubble gum 
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PASTA!
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What is six inches long, two inches wide, and everyone goes crazy over?
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A Subway sandwich 🤣
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A $100 bill
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CORRECT^ 100$ BILL!
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Next one
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WHY SNOW WHITE GOT KICKED OUT OF DISNEYLAND?
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She sat on Pinocchio’s face and said, “Lei to me! Lie to me!”
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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
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What's long, round,... hard, and has seamen in it?
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It's half full
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nice!
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@jackrabbit i thought a boat but its not round lol
SUBMARINE ISIT!
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I better get a price on the next one
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How is life like toilet paper?
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Either you're on a roll or taking shit from some asshole
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ArtNjazz is on a ROLL!
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What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
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spaghetti
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They both charge extra for delivery
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They can both smell it but can’t eat it.
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What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
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So, I came in second on that one
Roll the next one
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^^Toothpaste
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YES!!
Next
Two words, my answer is only two words.
To keep me, you must give me.
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Two words
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Correction, Your Words
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I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I?
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A crane
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If Joe is hungry and has 6 apples with him, 2 in his hands, one on his lap and 3 on the table, why is he not eating them?
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Some months have 30 days, some months have 31. How many months have 28 days?
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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How far can a dog run into the forest?
You are in a house with 4 windows each having a southern exposure. What color is the bear that walks by?
How many birthdays does the average person have?
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All of them
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2
Half way
White
An average number
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NO ONE?
If Joe is hungry and has 6 apples with him, 2 in his hands, one on his lap and 3 on the table, why is he not eating them?
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Because they are all apple products (iPhones, iPods, Macbooks)
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Why do witches wear no panties?
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To grip their broom better.
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Morning HX
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
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Teapot
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If everyone bought a white car, what would we have?
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Go-cart
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A white carnation đź’®
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Hi Kandi
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Hello đź’‹
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