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Not bald yet. I've got the others covered though.
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You culture-appropriating Son of a Bitch!!!
I can see you doing those funky side curls Hassidics wear, but anything else is insensitive.
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RBF standing up to be counted! I see a movement forming. Organic, grass roots.
Equal rates for equal weights? No longer!
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Seems exploitative.
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By the way, ladies, feel free to join the roll call as you see fit. I don't mean any gender bias here.
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Note to self: handle idea, SkippyOnDemand.
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The old and bald I can’t fix but the fat is only ‘cus I don’t give a shit…..and beer.
Nick.
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I’m old, balding, and fattening. And I used to be 6 ft tall
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Old for sure. It ain’t how you look, it’s what you got under the hood.
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Approaching Danny DeVito shape?
Yup.
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My hairline receded as my waistline expanded...
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I have a perfect shape. Assuming round is a shape?
Now I do have hair in all the wrong places.
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Add hair-lip, bow legs and man-tits
I'm your huckleberry
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I got man titties and a Yakima hair spot. I found out after washing something for a year they shrink again.
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I’m a little fat. Not too old yet and have lots of hair
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Ancient, bald, fat, hideously scarred, creaky joints, and possibly the hairiest ears this side of a Canada lynx. And yet I still have happiness and hope. For what, I forgot. But still.
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Loki, you aren't ancient. My 98 year old mother says to suck it up youngster.
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here
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not loosing my hair, its just relocating to my ears, neck and back..
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Look at it this way Gentlemen, you're not getting bald, ya getting more head, that's all 
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“ Look at it this way Gentlemen, you're not getting bald, ya getting more head, that's all”
That may be true, but I feel confident I can speak for everyone here in that we’d all like more head, just not from ourselves…
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Here 71b
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Check, check, and check.
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Not Bald or Fat But I do have the skills that only come with age.
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You know it's high testosterone that causes that hair loss so I'm seeing that as a fair trade off 🤔🤔😁😁😸😸
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2 out of 3... I can still blend into a crowd at Disneyland!
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working hard on all 3 and making great progress
this thread is a great morale boost
getting old I can accept. getting fat thats just awesome. going bald will never give up
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I'm not losing my hair, it's just moving south.
When I die, my feet will look like a Hobbit's.
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My kind of man!!!
Come to mama 🥵🤤🤤🤤🤤😍
Just have your life alert on standby and indulge at your own risk ⚠️
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June, you had me at -Come to Mama-!
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Raisingy hand...
Can you see my fingers?
I'll put on an orange glove!
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I dropped 10% of my weight without intending to. If only the hair would get on board.
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Definitely old, trying to lose that COVID 19, but not bald. Okay, there is a spot that used to have more hair but the back hair and ear hair are compensating.
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2 outta 3.... but I ain’t saying which lol
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I’m bald in certain places.
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Guilty
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all 3 present
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Two out of three.
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✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼 All three.
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Add me to the list
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Not a problem until the gold in your heart turns to lead in your ass!
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Definitely old. Full head of brown hair. Alas, full waistline. But I can dance!
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Old Fat and ....not bald but working on it.
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I use to be a porker at 295 lbs due to my unhealthy eating habits bald courtesy of my dear friend cancer and chemotherapy. Lucky for me and the restf of the world 🤣🤣 I'm in the beat shape ever healthy and beautiful long locks of hair now age is unavoidable thank goodness for my new best friends 🥰😉 botox and fillers, eating healthy never hurts anyone 🌹💪
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Lusin, you seem to be coming along beautifully lol
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I am told that I have the body of God.
Sadly that is Buddha.
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I resemble that description...
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I'm not bald, my combover works well.
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Two commenters claim to be older than I. 91 & 122. I don’t believe either of them, but I hope it is true. Next month I will start my 80th year.
Isolating (except for providers) during covid has put 30 pounds on me so I look 6 months pregnant. Missionary would be just plain mean.
Oral skills make up for that. kGirls (women) seem to like me despite the belly.
Skin patch atop my head has been expanding slowly for 50 years, but doesn’t show from the front.
Old=yes +. Fat= for sure. Bald = sort of
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