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“You look like a mix between” (one good lookin cele😀..(one not so good lookin)😔
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*celeb ^^
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Hey you’re good lookin, for an old broad.
I usually say this to good, long time friends and relatives
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"Have a nice Thanksgiving. Do you people eat turkey?"
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You don’t sweat much for a fat girl.
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I got this a few times when I was younger. I was cute but quiet.
"Do you have older brothers?"
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I love your gray hair.
You clean up nice
Hey, your washed your feet
You've lost so much weight
It's nice you don't judge people like you once did
That new hair style really hides your high forehead
OMG, you finally had that bad tattoo covered up
It's nice that Thee-Hole Tina isn't talking about you behind your back anymore.
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Few years ago a guy came up to me and told me that I was the prettiest nigger girl he's ever saw
🤣🤣🤣 it caught me off guard to where I didn't catch it first so I'm like "thank you... wait.... WHAAT!!?!" Then he said it again and turned to me. that's when I saw the giant swastika on his neck
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My doctor told me I looked good for a 75yo man. I told him I was only 65. He said Oh well, then you look like shit!
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Before you hit puberty& answer the phone.
“Oh I didn’t know (mom’s name) had a daughter, is your mom there sweetie?”
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For the ladies:
Insulting person: "Oh, you're having a baby! How many months along are you?"
You: "I'm not pregnant."
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You got a big dick! I mean, for an Asian guy...
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Oh wow your tall!
How tall are you?
Wow a tall Mexican!
I tend to shun anyone who begins a conversation with tall.
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'You have a great personality!'
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I get this kind of stuff a lot:
"Wow, I'm surprised that you f*ck like that!"
"I'm amazed that you turn me on this much!"
And the worst...
"You're better looking than you are..."
Sigh.
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