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I don’t know, but I pretty much want a blowjob 7 mornings a week.
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I have to pee
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Are you planning to help me with my morning wood, Mellie?
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The penis requires less sleep than the man so they wake up early. Women’s cookies require more sleep than the woman so they sleep in a bit.
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@Diamond Girl! That’s a great answer ! It made me LOL!! This morning !! Just wanted to give you a shout out for that girlfriend xoxox
♥️😂
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Lol and how is that a good thing?  ).gif)
I’d much rather wake up motivated to go workout or do something more productive.
Seriously SMH!
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Gee KML, and I though it was my friend waking me to let me know I have to pee, even though I don't feel like I have to. Only to roll over wanting to be left alone but can't go back to sleep. Ugh...
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I don't know but I always do my best work in the morning. 🤷🏿♂️
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I'm the horniest in the morning rolling in my bed waking up and at night after a long movie. Why? Because while I'm tired and sleepy I want to get done to start my day or put me to sleep good! Lol 😆
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@erika_james 🤪😜
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I like those early rising women. Nothing like Mr. Morning Wood being ridden by Miss Hot and Wet. Morning exercise is good for you.
Except as noted when you need to pee. I'm surprised nobody's invented an upside down urinal for us guys. Try peeing doing a headstand.
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LOL Probably depends on who they are waking up to. How regularly they are waking up to the same old morning routine...
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I think I want to wake up next to Kandi or Heather, so when they are horny they can just climb onto my morning wood and take care of both of our needs....
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Because we got shit to do in the morning. Lmaooo
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bec breakfast is the best meal of the day, lol 🍌💦
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I wake up with wood because I think about Mellie's juicy booty in the morning
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Best way to relieve morning wood is with a good morning fu*ck! Woks for me.
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Jazz Doesn’t wanna wake up next to me 😒
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Diamond Girl....you didn't comment about being horny in the morning.....If I am going to wake up next to a hot lady, I do hope she is horny and needing to use my wood.....
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Honestly I'm horny throughout the entire day I don't notice it just in the morning or just at the night time 🥴
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I’m a pervert so horny is my natural state
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Guess I need to add Allison and Diamond Girl to the wish I could wake up to them so they could take care of my morning wood, since they are horny ladies.
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A mouth full under the covers 😋
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Morning Pee hardons is a natural expansion when the bladder is full
Be careful what kind of a mouthful you might wind up with �
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If only a girl could deal with a non stop horny dude that’s a keeper
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Here's for hoping Jazz wakes up to Allison and DG at the same time.
I woke up with no morning wood, so the second brain and I are not on speaking terms today
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It is nature's way of reminding men why they exist--to reproduce.
Do old men (past their reproductive prime) still get woodies?
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Art....I am almost 70 and still get them in the morning....
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I think I am now in love with Alexis.....nice way to wake up.....head bobbing on my knob....
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Waking up and sparring with you SO is much more funner. 😇
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Thanks, Jazz!
I hope to be you someday!
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Why? Because God is a comedian!
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Thanks, Art.....I hope the equipment continues to work...although it doesn't last as long as it used to...LOL
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If my mind is busy thinking of something else other then sex then my cock is in it's resting state. When there's nothing occupying my thoughts them my mind revrts to thinking about sexual things with all women out there which makes my cock hard. When I'm sleeping there's nothing and most of the time I'm awake nothing else on my mind but sex so my cock is hard, it's very hard after all those hours of sleep with nothing on my but you beautiful women and the sexual things I want to do with you and to honest I have a hard on a good portion of the day especially when Im sitting around doing nothing. I jerk off like it's my job sometimes it still sucks cause i recover very very quickly. I wish I could get a job fucking women I'd be able to put on mad work.
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