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Simple truths
Mar 7 2021 01:45PM more by Loki51
Tags: LA, Random (All tags)

SIMPLE TRUTH 1: Lovers help each other undress before sex. However, after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.


SIMPLE TRUTH 2: When a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congratulations." But none go up to the man, touch his penis and say, "Good Job."

Moral of the story -- Hard work often goes unappreciated.
      
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InsearchofStarfish
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Mar 7 2021 02:18PM     link to this
fucking libs

lamar
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Mar 7 2021 02:43PM     link to this
Things that make you go hmmmm....
Angler1
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Mar 7 2021 03:01PM     link to this
Simple truth #4. Joe has dementia. He should not be President..
sherkahn
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Mar 7 2021 04:34PM     link to this
Was this meant to evoke deep thoughts?
Tabie
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Mar 7 2021 09:32PM     link to this
They should go up to the penis and say, your stuck for the next 18 years
Tabie
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Mar 7 2021 09:37PM     link to this
*””
db7c
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Mar 8 2021 07:24AM     link to this
Tabie darling, I'd pay you for 18 years.
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