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sherkahn

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CDC knows something you don’t
Mar 8 2021 10:55AM more by sherkahn
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New guidelines for operations were just released by the CDC on Saturday.

It includes guides for ladies who are “grabbed by the pussy” by what-passes-for-a-man with little hands.

It also includes Zombie survival.
I shit you not.

“What began as a “tongue-in-cheek campaign” turned into a pretty useful guide for surviving the undead. Like any other emergency, the CDC suggests one create an emergency kit that could last a few days. This kit should include essential items like a gallon of water, nonperishable foods, medications, bedding, hygiene products, first aid supplies, etc.

Next, you should pick a place to evacuate. You and your friends and family (who aren’t zombies) need to agree on a place to regroup in case the creatures start to storm your house. This evacuation plan should also include protection measures to stop the zombies from trying to devour your brain. “

It’s a joke right? Or is it?

The CDC is using the popularity of zombies 🧟‍♂️ to help get people to download survival guides, and using humor to get it done.

I myself am I type of zombie. An exclusive pussy water. Yum.

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Peckr

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Mar 8 2021 11:02AM

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Whachutalkinboutwillis?

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yellowB2

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Mar 8 2021 01:02PM

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Hey Shitcan:

May a million murder hornets infest your steaming cornhole.

sherkahn

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Mar 8 2021 02:27PM

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Hey yellow stain-on-underwear,

Thanks for the well wishes.
I can turn their carcasses into feed and protein for farm fertilizer.
I’ll send you a hot fresh steamer to sample, and a spoon that works.

billinirvine

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Mar 8 2021 09:10PM

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You made me laugh, Stealth Bomber Dude.

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Mar 8 2021 09:30PM

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And, I'm searching everywhere for some gloom on this Shitty blog
So far, sorely disappointed
I imagine just one murder hornet in my fetid heaving cornhole might be kinda gloomy
Just have to go with that for now

BigDukeSix

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Mar 9 2021 04:21AM

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How old are you guys? Fucking maturity of a 5 year old.

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