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I enjoy waking up and checking HX to find out how I'm going to die today. Thank you OP
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Just let your clone take over at the office, while you stay at home and do whatever you do.
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The Inalienable Rights scene from "Monty Python's Life of Brian"
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(A huge Roman amphitheater, sparsely attended. REG, FRANCIS, STAN and JUDITH
are seated in the stands. They speak conspiratorially.)
Judith: Any Anti-Imperialist group like ours must *reflect* such a
divergence of interests within its power-base.
Reg: Agreed.
(General nodding.)
Francis?
Francis: I think Judith's point of view is valid here, Reg, provided the
Movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every
man--
Stan: Or woman.
Francis: Or woman...to rid himself--
Stan: Or herself.
Reg: Or herself. Agreed. Thank you, brother.
Stan: Or sister.
Francis: Thank you, brother. Or sister. Where was I?
Reg: I thought you'd finished.
Francis: Oh, did I? Right.
Reg: Furthermore, it is the birthright of every man ...
Stan: Or woman.
Reg: Why don't you shut up about women, Stan, you're putting us off.
Stan: Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg.
Francis: Why are you always on about women, Stan?
Stan: (pause) I want to be one.
(pregnant pause)
Reg: What?
Stan: I want to be a woman. From now on I want you all to call me Loretta.
Reg: What!?
Stan: It's my right as a man.
Judith: Why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
Stan: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?!?!?!
Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But you can't have babies.
Stan: Don't you oppress me.
Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan -- you haven't got a womb. Where's the
fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
(Stan starts crying.)
Judith: Here! I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually
have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the
Romans', but that he can have the *right* to have babies.
Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to
have babies, brother. Sister, sorry.
Reg: (pissed) What's the *point*?
Francis: What?
Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he
can't have babies?
Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
Reg: It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.
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Amazing stuff.
Life and the development of another human from just 1 man, and 1 woman is a miracle. No other imagined gender combinations work.
Unfortunate that there are factions trying to push the termination of life so late in pregnancy and to allow on demand termination at birth.
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More human than human.
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^^ Rutger Hauer sailed a big Irwin ketch out of Marina Del Rey. Used to see him heading out on Sundays, spoke to him, wheel to wheel, a couple times, as we were side by side heading for the breakwater in main channel. Good-humored guy.
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So when your clone wants to take a day off from the office and decides to clone himself....I've seen this movie...the clone of the clone isn't quite all there.
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My clone will be running my Company, while I'm on vacation..
Bring on the clones already!
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