Can I consider myself a born again virgin if I haven't had sex in over a year?
A born-again virgin (also known as a secondary), is a person who, after having engaged in sexual intercourse, makes some type of commitment not to be sexually active again until marriage (or some other defined point in the future, or indefinitely), whether for religious, moral, practical, or other reasons, and is subsequently considered by some a virgin.
Nope, once you've screwed you're screwed. I've heard though if you go without sex for too long your dick will shrivel up and die. So ...after a year I think you better declare this a medical emergency man. Bring a doctor's note if you need to.
You are considered a virgin after a period of abstinence — but only if you also refrained from choking the monkey. If you did, you would be a better man than me, and you deserve the moniker born-again virgin!
