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I know I am getting old when I pass each birthday with less and less fanfare. 65 signed up for Medicare....66 started receiving Social Security payments....67...who cared....lol
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When that which works, hurts. And that which doesn't work, doesn't hurt.
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You know you’re old when you have to take a break after swinging your legs out of bed and your first four steps are each knee and ankle cracking.
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77 next month. And not having those problems. If my lungs (2 pack/day for 50 years) worked and young ladies liked me, I'd be a happy man.
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Gina, you can’t even see old with binoculars from where you are. Jeez, you aren’t even up to prime age yet.
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When my dad got old, he started giving zero fucks...
Recently, I have been giving zero fucks.
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1. New Balance Shoes
2. Writing checks
3. Keeping a phone book
4. Jean Shorts (Jorts )
5. Shopping in malls
6. Bookstores
7. Newspaper subscriptions
8. Waking up to pee
9. 40 yr old ladies are hot AF.
10.All-U;Can eat buffets are really really fun.
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I literally just finished my no longer Hot coffee!! Hahahaa!
XOXO, HF1
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^riggghtttttt @hellafun 
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23 next month, for the third time
just had both eyes fixed, dr said old age happens
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#69 for life
don't worry face pucker u still got it!
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I laugh out loud louder and louder !! (In crowds or alone)
I cry & sob at those ASPCA commercials & turn to my animals and yell at them on how good they've got it !!
I find myself grabbing for any kind of rock, branch or big piece of wood when I'm walking/exercising in the morning when I'm coming upon a parked car/truck on the street.
I shake my head a lot.
I make different sounds of pleasure that turn me on even more.
I love shopping at Costco.
There's more, getting old is ok !
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Strange funky smells don’t bother me as much.
But dang has my nose gotten more sensitive to the outdoors than before. Long fields of grass were never a problem til now.
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I can feel it in my knees and my back.
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Sherkahn..... You have had your head so far up your ass, for so long.
It's a wonder you can smell any thing butt. (Pun intended)
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You're interested in a blog like this!
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Now I know why your name is “walker.”
Because you use an elderly one and have it attached to a moving colonoscopy bag that drains straight into your brain.
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Either my eyebrows and nose hairs are still growing
Or, the rest of me is shrinking
I think it's the latter
At 120, IDGAF
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dont forget the ear hairs and spaghetti brows
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When ur working on 2 32" lcds and its not big enough for ur blind ass...
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Can somebody help me find my dick?
I swear, it used to be around here somewhere.
All I see now is a forest of white pubes
Feels like my b-hole just imploded
And the 90 year old poon is looking pretty good
Tastes like dust, though
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Thanks for the reminder.
I thought everyone took a nap after pouring a fresh cup of coffee, only to enjoy it after your mid morning nap...
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dont forget the ear hairs / ear hairs tickle.
Every year I'm having more senior moments than the year before. 
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@ Sherkahn......wrong on both counts. I note, you didn't dispute my claim.
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When you go to the bathroom to fart.....in case....
Sorry I could not help myself.
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...when you have to ask someone at the store to read the fine print on something because it's all a blur and you didn't bring your glasses with you.
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You take a bottle of warm beer, throw some ice in a mug, pour the beer into the mug with ice and drink the beer without flinching.
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You Know Your Getting Old When...
You use/say the line "I'm too old for this Sh*t"
Roger Murtaugh would be proud! 
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YOU are OLD, when you look at Gina's pictures,
and can only think---- if i was only 20 years younger,
and Gina would really SEE me.
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^I'm single....bilingual....ready 2 mingle.... come sweep me off my feet... I need a sugar daddy ATF to make me all his.....
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(i really enjoy reading all of these)
(not 1 is the same)
but sounds like we all will reach for the once was hot coffee mugg..hours later!
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If you blog on here non-stop ).gif)
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Paying is your only realistic option.
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hey ColossusJones I bet you my ankle cracks louder than yours!
To me, getting old is bragging about how loud your ankle cracks to a bunch of complete strangers and a couple familiar faces (hey HellaFun1 how you doin? Lookin' foxy as hell........)
xoxo,
Alyssa
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^^^
Alyssa....My boss at my internship in college asked me if the cracking was my shoelaces on my dress shoes! I said it was my ankles cracking from college sports....so she asked me to walk about 20 feet behind her so she didn't have to hear them crack.
You know you are old when when someone says- I'm just chillin....and you say "like a Villain? or "like Bob Dillon?"....no one says that anymore.
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When u think the phone is ringing...but thats just ur tinnitus.
-X-™
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Sheheldmeback omg great now I feel old as fuck! lmao I totally say “chillin like a villan”
thanks..... LOL 😂
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I hope you meant to say Bob Dylan! We are speaking of old here are we not? But.....
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dylan is so old he qualifies for historic plates
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i couldnt name a bob dylan song if my life depended on it
that include any of them artist.
kiss... bono... springstein.... ozbourne.... all that genre
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.......when you are driving a rental car and see the handles to roll windows up or down.....
.......and actually know what the handle is for!!!!
LOL
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You know you’re old when your favorite songs are now playing on K-Earth 101.
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^ Or you ever put out a dedication on KRLA, or even know what AM is for that matter
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You prefer a solid night’s sleep over “another crazy night”.
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When you are pushing 40 and still on HX
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I know im getting old cause i rather stay in
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