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Well that's never happened before...
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do you validate parking?
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@mrpussy
one of the funniest comments I've seen lol
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i'll make sure to ask you if we ever meet 
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Now that we are here, i'd like to talk to u about your extended warranty regarding your car insurance.
-X-™
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Whats that odor?
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Hows the family doing?
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You can if you want?
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High five....
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Can you grab my phone?
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Ugh...I'll just do it myself.
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Blurting out your celebrity crush.
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My ex used to do it like this.
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I love you.....LOL
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You woke me up for that?
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Do you smell something burning?
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But whipped cream IS fattening.
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Don't ruin my makeup.
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Please pass me the remote.
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You are being taped.
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Lets not kiss.
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Perhaps you are just out of practice.
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OK...stop! I gotta go.
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I have a confession.....
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???
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Thank Jane when it's Gloria!
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fart
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Too BIG!
Hurry up, the next guy is here...
Stop for a second. I have to check my phone.
No inside, okay?
Be gentle. You're the tenth today so far and the last guy was much bigger.
This is taking too long; you're not trying.
(Some girls just really know how to buzzkill...)
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When your doing it doggy and the tv's on:
'Down in front!'
Atticus Finch
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1. Excuse me, that’s my boyfriend at the door.
2. (On an outcall) Hurry; I’m double-parked!
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You can't be an Alien, you're so warm.
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It broke
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When in Cowgirl and the TV is on.
"TOUCHDOWN, Oh Yea baby!!!!!
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Yes slow
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Can you turn on, "The Price is Right"?
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I didnt know women can have penises
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Yelling Echo....Echo.... Echooooo during oral
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