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My crazy neighbor likes to clean her lawn and throw the trash into my driveway.
She also likes to be nosy about things she has no business in lol
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my neighbor backpack blows his whole yard and driveway every day at 5:00...and barefoot. i todd pebbles over the fence when he is done sometimes just to fuck with him.
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*toss
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He and his wife have fought with nearly everyone in our neighborhood and has gotten into lawsuits with two of them. Crazy opportunists who only care about themselves and their rights to the detriment of everyone else.
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A capitol douchebag is the way I describe my neighbor (and sometimes his wife)
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My neighbor used to tell their friends and parents to park in front of my driveway (all the neighbors blocked it), and then would confront me when their cars were ticketed or towed.
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Gotta be slow
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My crazy annoying neighbor moved about five years ago, everyone was so happy. Everyone on the block takes good care of their property and is considerate of eachother. It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood. 
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At my old house: my crazy Would come over with a collection of prehistoric sea animals to show, then go find some excuse to go near my swimming pool and “fall in” so she could be wet, then strip nekkid.
Then we would have to call her husband Over from work to come get her because she was having an episode.
Lesson: don’t do drugs, young people. They will mess you up.
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mine likes to come over and ask for a dollar
now i blow her off
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Most of these comments makes it seem as if you are living at the hooker Motel 6 at Harbor and the 91...also...be careful NOT to get your car windows blasted out...
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All my neighbors are sane, I'm the crazy one.
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We had a crazy lady neighbor once in Northridge. Her house was a total dump, and we had a newly built McMansion next door. She was already crazy, but nothing but a horror during construction. After construction was over, it didn't stop.
She had a low spot in the street in front of her house -- a street issue, nothing to do with us. It would accumulate muddy dirty water and silt. She used to scoop it up, carry it over to our house, and dump it in our driveway!
If you said hello, she would scream and cuss and flip you off.
One week, we rented out our house for a movie shoot. The production company went to all the neighbors and gave them money for use of their property -- one house they used the garage for tables and chairs for lunch and dinner. Other houses, they paid for driveway parking or to park their catering truck. Susan wanted no part of that -- "FUCK YOU!" was her response to the production company.
So as they started the nighttime outdoor shoots, she rolled her little Pontiac Fiero to the front of her driveway and started blowing the horn and wouldn't stop. She was warned several times to stop, and the "rent a cop" LAPD officers working finally removed her from the car and handcuffed her, to a slew of F-bombs and "You don't know who the F I am stuff." They finally uncuffed her on the promise that she was inside and quiet for the rest of the night.
Turns out, the was elected to the L.A. County Commission! I couldn't believe it when I saw her na,e on the ballot! Stupid lady, crazy as hell!
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^^^^ Can I have a dollar?
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I have some neighbors that find a way to leave their dog out every day. I am talking 6-7 hours before one of the dumb or dumbers returns home. It would not be a big deal if said dog was nice. I could even look past the dumb taking. However, this tiny dog bits and is nowhere close to nice.
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+1 SB surf.
Strange thing is... all the neighbors come to me when there is a problem.
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I fuck most of my neighbors wives
And their daughters
Then move to a new neighborhood
Cycle of life
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Move to the hood
Wont have to worry about fathers/husbands
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Mine has weekly episodes called "Paco and PoPo"...and apparently on "hiatus" now.
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slams and bangs on walls.
I think banging and slamming doors are hostile.
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Crazy neighbor next door is 70+ and parades around her back yard and in her above ground hot tub naked as a jay bird...always puts a show on when I have construction workers doing work at my house.
Crazy old neighbor behind throws stray cats over the fence so my dog fucks them up. Ive raised my fence 4ft to avoid that but still happens sometimes. He does not hacve the arm to throw the cats over the 9ft fence.
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When I moved into the house I own I quickly started referring to my neighbor and his wife as hillbillies. The kind of people you cant have a rational discussion with... the husband is easily triggered and the wife clams up if you ask her anything.
Through the years it's been a comedy of dumbass shit they do and expect me to put up with. His yard looks like shit and it's a clusterfuck of potted succulents with no common theme anywhere.
I have had to take this guy to task with the HOA board so many times and win everytime.
He used to put clay pots on the wall I own in between our property which I would put back in his yard. He tries gluing them in place, I pull them off and report vandalism to police. I file proof of wall ownership with HOA who tells him to 'cease & desist " with pot placement.
The guy plants a baby liquid amber tree just 6" inside his side of the property line in front yard. I tell HOA it is a large variety tree which should be placed at least 10' within property line and current position will eventually have root growth damage wall and I will have to trim 1/2 of tree. HOA tells him to remove it but it grows back 3 times because he wont pull roots. Total dumbfuck.
They guy gets a slab leak which initially creates mild flooding in my yard because his lot is ~2 feet higher than my lot. I have to do alot of digging in my side yard and work with water district people who conclusively prove water leak source not from my system but we take video of water flowing through common fence. I call police and show the situation with water leak source, explain I'm pumping ~100 gallons a day to street and water district knows it's his leak. Police talk to the guy to suggest shutting off water and working with me to resolve. The asshole wont admit anything is wrong until one day his house finally floods and he has to do major repairs. I never had a leak after he fixed his leak. I could have taken the dumbass to court for time away from work and damages to side yard.
Then my dumb neighbor starts growing creeping fig plants on his house and on common vista block walls. This plant damages stucco surfaces because of octopus like "suckers" on the vine. I keep trimming the shit way back beyond halfway point on common wall and tell him the plant is prohibited by HOA. He threatened me with nonsense so I file report to HOA with pictures. He is told to remove ALL of the fig plant from his property.. ALL OF IT. This had to set him back $15k to $20k after labour removing the vines, powerwashing and detailed stucco repair, and repainting his entire house. This guy is a dipshit.
I could go on but that's enough for now.
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HOA's are just crazy, period.
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Mine used to tell his family and friends to park in front of my driveway and then try and fight me when I would tow their cars
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My old neighbors in South Gate hadvcameras set up facing my front door and it could see inside my house. There were others on the edge of their roof that were pointed inside my windows and my backyard! They were super creepy. One night I shot them all out with a bb gun. Lol. Fuck 'em, pervs.
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