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InsearchofStarfish
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chris rock's take on heard
May 15 2022 05:02AM more by InsearchofStarfish
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funny stuff


"Believe all women, believe all women… except Amber Heard," Rock said. "What the f--k is she on? She s--t in his bed! She’s fine, but she’s not s--tting fine. She s--t in his bed. Once you s--t in someone’s bed, you just guilty of everything. … What the f--k is going on there? Wow. And they had a relationship after that. It must be amazing p---y. … I’ve been with some crazy b----es but Go----mit."




still want to fuck her...shit and all...though will probably puke a bit






      
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SeymourButz
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May 15 2022 06:06AM     link to this

We weren't there.
Maybe, they were in bed having sex and Johnny was going at so hard poop came out of her ass.
Making it a case of " fucking the shit out of her" it happens.
InsearchofStarfish
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May 15 2022 06:57AM     link to this

thought depp said/testified she had a friend over and did it then

bwana
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May 15 2022 05:26PM     link to this

Depp has been in a blackout stupor for decades.
GoBallsDeep
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May 15 2022 09:49PM     link to this

^ I'm having trouble finding the chill in that post.
GoBallsDeep
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May 15 2022 10:12PM     link to this

No worries
You had me at summarily executed
I got a chubby.
InsearchofStarfish
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May 16 2022 12:02AM     link to this

still wanna fuck her

you guys must be fucking gay

nothing wrong with that btw...get with the program







GoBallsDeep
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May 16 2022 09:07AM     link to this

Totally but she'd need one of those strap-on ball in the mouth thingys
No way am i listening to radio station KRZY while I'm plowing her
InsearchofStarfish
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May 16 2022 09:32AM     link to this

she's hot enough where she could pee/have a little FM-residue and never need to use toilet paper around me




1978_anon_guy
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May 16 2022 12:05PM     link to this

Been there, done that with my crazy ex.

Heard is a special bouquet of crazy though.

I’m thinking a solid BPD with hints of bipolar, bulimia and some horse girl crazy thrown in for good measure.

Don’t stick your dick in crazy.

That said, sex with BPD or NPD women is just amazing.

They fuck as if their life depends on it. Harder than a starving GILF Thai hooker with 9 kids to feed.

Just know that if you get attached, it’ll all come due one day. You’ll wind up in court, hating every moment of the trial like poor Johnny.
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May 16 2022 12:36PM     link to this

great visual btw

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May 16 2022 01:59PM     link to this

What if she wants to one-up herself and cut your dick off instead of your finger? I'd probably do it a few times, because psychopaths are nice at first. Once you get comfy is when the crazy comes out.
InsearchofStarfish
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May 16 2022 02:32PM     link to this

fuck it... I'll chance it

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