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face looks nice and fresh in the clip...a little like scarlett johansson?
she smoked Jlo in the superbowl performance a few years ago
probably a little too together for me...i NEED em broken down like that DEPP chick or lil tiny asians that don't speak any english
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The Depp chick? Amber Heard is batshit crazy. I’d stay away from her unless you don’t mind receiving turd as a gift on your side of the bed.
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sounds perfect 
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Of course it does…
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Crazy chick's have the best sex
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Where the odds are good and the goods are odd.
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She won't be on the market for long.
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I agree, JM….but one needs to balance the crazy fun with the crazy that becomes a liability.
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Masochists all over the world watched her in action
Prolly can't wait for her to walk on their nuts with her stiletto heels
Too much fucking drama
Life's too short
If she were ugly
She'd be broke and homeless
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Uhh, nope. She can sing and perform, so she would be fine.
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I’m pretty sure Shakira can afford a deposit on an apartment in LA or New York. Or pretty much wherever she plans to live.
Just saying, she’s not desperate for money or for a place to stay.
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unfortunately, my lil joke hijacked the thread
Shakira is the shit and still looks amazing
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Fuck her! I HATED her hit "Hips Don't Lie." I always said, if you ever wanted to know what a donkey would sound like if it tried to sing, there you go.
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wow...you might need to go see someone for that
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@Sherkahn, oh!!! Your talking about Shakira!!!
I was gonna, say I'm still banging your mom, we are not together or anything. She just likes me giving her the "D"
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@vss4,
Tell your mom, vss4, to stop calling me and masturbating every time I call her son a limp in-beed noodle. The State of California has had to send a prison sand bag crew to stop all that splooge she unleashes. And take your “play” money and help get fresh dry wall in your mom’s home. It’s starting to smell and bend from her squirting everywhere.
And back on topic
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She-cock
Say hi to ya muther
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Hey Shitcan, Shakira is available and she's your type...she's a liberal twat just like you.
GO FOR IT!
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ya...a lib born outside america is not really the same
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"Uhh, nope. She can sing and perform, so she would be fine."
Was referring to Heard, not Shakira.
Don't know shit about Shakira and don't care.
But, it's a lot harder if they ugly, no matter what they can do.........
I heard Heard can sing and fart at the same time, going with the solo duet maneuver.
Again, if she were ugly, she'd be destitute and homeless possibly on a slab at the morgue
cray cray
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just to be perfectly clear...i would fuck both of em and neither would really need to wipe around me again
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@Sherkhan,
Your mom expects you to clean your room today and she said you have to be out by 9pm. Your mom wants me to fill her 3 holes tonight, and she knows you fap while trying to watch us. So just thought I would let you know.
And will please stop having weird fantasies about my mom.
It's weird
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@vss4
I keep blocking her, but your mom keeps calling from burner phones, leaving voicemails about she masturbates to you getting insulted and wearing “pearl necklaces” from trannies. Your mom really gets off on hearing you gobble homeless tranny cock.
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@ Goebbels
But, it's a lot harder if they ugly, no matter what they can do..
Spoken by a man who has the charisma of a used condom in an empty beer can. Ever notice how it is always ugly out of shape white men who are most critical of womens bodies?
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@Sherkahn, you have some weird ass fantasies.
I just filled one of your mom's holes. Time for round two.
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Gloom guy and VSS, get a room!
Better yet, you can use Hey for a cum receptacle
He/She/It/They/Them loves a shot of cream down the thoat
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And back on topic.
Here is the lady in question, a reminder of genuine hotness.
She makes it look so easy.
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yep this thing went a Lil wayward
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Don't they all?
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i apologized for bringing up the NEW love of my life...shoulda just professed it all on another thread...the chick has me thinking crazy shit sometimes and she doesn't even know it yet
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