I've seen (usually in a bar because that's the only place I go any more) ladies with a dude looking at him like no lady has ever looked at me. Just looking up and smiling at him like he's the best dude on the planet when most of the rest of us can see he is a regular douche like we are. Never looking away, sparkle in her eye. So ladies is this just an act, or are you really this enamored with a dude? I'm only asking in case I hit the lottery and some chick pulls this on me.
That's the look she uses right before she puts ur bunny in the pot
Or, you wake up at 3am to find her sitting by ur bedside staring at the knife in her hands
Or, there an odd slightly pungent flavor in the food she's been making for you
Don't worry, it's nothing
Everyone is special, there is no regular dude.
keep in mind you were conceived when 1 mil sperms had to race to the goal line.
the winner made you who you are with all your talents, persistence and creativity - you were chosen to carry on the human race.
^^
well there are two parts going into the baby batter, it could have been a bad egg.
i guess instead we can say you are the very best version possible...
