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Don't Look UP!!
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The news made ladyboy Longwalker moan with ecstasy.
Longwalker was quoted as saying:
”oh my god! It’s as big as two Empire State buildings?
Oh yes, baby, snap up that hard cock and give it to me up the ass!
Let it SEXPLODE deep inside me, mmmmmm….. don’t visit Uranus, flyboy!
Cum visit my anus!
My queen ass has taken so much daily cock pounding that only some giant hard cock from deep dark space can bring joy to my deep dark space.
Oh wait, it’s just a rock? not a cock?
Never mind.”
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You did "big asteroid coming" last year about this time
Lets try for some new material, Gloomy
Something like.......say.......big pandemic coming!
Wait, we did that one.
Ummm, sbs is coming!
That's gloomy as fuck
Shit, too late.........he's already here......so.....howzabout....
Explosive cyclogenesis is coming, or
Terminal acne is coming, or
I'm cumming on your face
That's gotta be pretty horrifying, yes?
Well, you choose, k?
You are Gloom guy after all
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How about “food being scarce on the shelves, prices are unbearable for food and your neighbor wants you over for bbq, and they are reading Dexter Morgan’s guide to prime cuts”, GoBalls?
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