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You should establish the FlappyNutSack Airfryer Trust. A will would have to go through probate, and most of the single moms I know try and avoid court.
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There's a man who's thinkin'!
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OP'S air firer probable doesn't work.
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Make your trustee Skippy McFly he is an expert in this arena.
Plus his aunt will make you breakfast on the way out.
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mmmmm, fried air.
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Trans-fats are the Illuminati secret to a long life
And, your flappy nutsack will be plump and juicy
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Can I have your FX points when you go?
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A B C D E F….U
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You’re both in my will for different reasons,
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Lover!!!
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Memories of our pillow fights assures you a big fat chunk of the Flappy Fortune.
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Also pie. Some kind of pie.
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Do you happen to be bequeathing a KitchenAid stand mixer by chance?
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I have a red one.
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If you're asking Miss Chase; you might as well ask for the 5 quart pro-line with all the attachments
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ALL the attachments. I'm gonna need that meat grinder, too
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Mr. Flappy, a man of your stature and wealth should consider a trust. I know I'm "Trust Worthy".
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^Drunk with power
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HIME lives?
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If nobody else wants Syndney, I'll take her!
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There’s a special place for me in your underworld, Lou.
It’s called the throne.
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You mean underwear?
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That too
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Heir Fryer
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Hime lives?
Hardly
If Hime was a meal you would spit him into your napkin
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Meal or load?
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Exactly
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Just leave me the air fryer already.
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I’ll take your cast iron collection kthx
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Julio?
Those might be a wee bit dangerous in your hands.
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