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Just when you thought you were safe: giant flying fucking spiders!!!
The large spider uses web parachutes to fly as far as 100 miles at a time!
They rip your head off and shit down your neck and drink your beer without buying more to restock your fridge!
Ok, that last part may not be true.
But they are coming, and adults are 3-4 inches long. Yes, GoBalls, that is bigger than your dick and no do not let them bite your dick so it swells up.
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