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Ok, all you mitches and bitches. (Mitches - male itches)
Always member, (I have an IQ of 54, but my cock is 8 inches long, yeah baby)
Sittin in the pew today ( The Authorty, right ), grumbling a bit as I offered up my coins for the afterlife, I got thinkin. Damn this money could be goin to PUSSY. Wait, no I really didnt think that, ahhh Fuk. I did, sorry (Im a SINNER). Anyhow, I got off in my own mind pontificating about the theme of the shindig.
-Keep the Main Thingy, the Main Thing- Wtf does that mean?
Heres my own sanctimonious dribble on that topic. If it offends, Fuk off. Move along, your too sensitive.
Noooo, just fukn with yall, I love all and mitches and bitches here.
-Keep the main thing, the main thing-
God damn right.
What is the Main Thing. Well of course it’s
wholistically the American Dream, dumb Fuk. Is dumb Fuk in the scripts, idk, I never read it
But what the Fuk is the American dream?
I dream about endlessly fucking skufergirl, is that a legitimate American dream? No mutherfuker, I’m a degenerate, its not a collective National Dream. What is our collective national dream! We got spoon feed it in comic books, super hero movies and endless patriotic 80s, 90s movies. Ya know, the entertainment industry of the truth. Lol
It was created to give poorer folks hope, yet keep them working for them corporations, chasin the dream. Two things come to mind. (1) own a home (only in Amerika). (2) your children are better off than you were (American exceptionalism). This has been our collective dream since WWII.
Sooooo, brothers and sisters dont get side tracked by diab-blows lies. Dont elevate social concerns above the Main Thing. Yes, you SINNER ( fear and shame hustle, lol ), pro choice/ pro life is import, but less important then the main thing. Yes, you SINNER, LGBT+ folks humanity is fukn important, but not priority over the Main thing.
The Authority says, uphold your collective main thingies, over your side hustles. Thats somewhere in the scribblings I dont know fukn where. Like I read those rants, haha.
Come to your senses church. Walk in the path of the Jedi. Dont walk the path of Thanos ( whose name means death). Protect the Jedi order and than work to bring forth the living waters of you social concerns. Dont crucify the dream, to spit your social concerns. Did you not watch Anikin Skywalker fuck over the collective dream on courasant. That mutherfucker destroyed the order, didn’t reform it.
HER BOTTOM LINE: love bottoms; all you TEAM players out there (dems-gop-whatever) Dont undermine the Empire, too weaken in your adversaries.
-Thus sayith the Authory-
Well boys and girls. I hope this little sundee school house rock revival, spoke to yall. I just dropped the soap in the shower on purpose. I need a good ass fukn after this sermon.
Chime in with your own vitriol if u want, otherwise FUK OFF.
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