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asburger's disease
May 13 2023 09:12AM more by SeymourButz
Tags: Orange County, Random (All tags)

Recently was diagnosed with assburgers disease.
A respected provider recently told me that I ate her ass like a Double Cheeseburger.
      
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Grumpy_Butthead
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May 13 2023 09:38AM     link to this

You mean a double whopper. No not whopper
Grumpy_Butthead
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May 13 2023 09:40AM     link to this

Fukin spell check. Wopper.
AFMadness
Inland Empire, CA
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May 13 2023 10:03AM     link to this

So you had it Your Way.

What will you do when the 400 close ?
Marrisa_G
San Diego, CA
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May 13 2023 10:06AM     link to this

You might have just offended the vegan crowd. But if you were bobbing for apples then I think everyone could relate.
CandyMan71
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May 13 2023 10:34AM     link to this

Were the buns nice & toasted?
GoBallsDeep
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May 13 2023 03:18PM     link to this

OP eats butt clams!
SeymourButz
Humboldt, CA
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May 13 2023 04:43PM     link to this

No I don't.
I eat ass.
Hey1
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May 13 2023 11:20PM     link to this

Goebbels why do all of your lame insults sound like yourself talking to a mirror at 3:00 in the morning in a wife beater and sweat pants with a bottle of Jack in your hand?
TheAlterEgo
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May 13 2023 11:40PM     link to this

Heycocks1 why not Hennessy?
SeymourButz
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May 14 2023 04:47AM     link to this

What's a dam butt clam anyways. Is that some sort of critter?
Grumpy_Butthead
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May 14 2023 04:56AM     link to this

It is a bitter critter. Dump habanero sauce on it and it will clam up.
No pearls.

Never mind about the pearls of wisdom.

Wash it down with aged Balvenie - DoubleWood Single Malt 17 year old Whisky. Oh
SeymourButz
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May 14 2023 07:06AM     link to this

See.....that's why I love you so much. Thanks for the info pops.
PappyVW
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May 14 2023 07:35AM     link to this

Animal style ?
GoBallsDeep
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May 14 2023 10:25AM     link to this

"3:00 in the morning in a wife beater and sweat pants with a bottle of Jack in your hand?"

Damn HeyI'mALittleBitch, you peepin' my crib and choking the bishop in my bushes?
Grumpy_Butthead
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May 14 2023 10:51AM     link to this

Hey Sonny
Don't forget about muthers day
SeymourButz
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May 14 2023 01:29PM     link to this

Did you send her a card?

Hey GBD, someone asked me if have ever peeked at the pope. What did he mean ?
I said yes. Did I screw up?
Grumpy_Butthead
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May 14 2023 01:32PM     link to this

Fuck no

She is your mom. She took me for everything I would've ever had.
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