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^dont come home from the office where u delivered ur morning crap to, come in the house and wanna get cozy
Gross
Eww
Hashtag single da fuq that lol
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I hear you loud and clear.. I’m a big boy but I try to be as clean as I can.. and if I can’t I will ask for assistance if possible😉.. that’s why I always ask if shower is avaiable because I would dislike smelling like ass or something
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It’s nice when shower heads are detachable and have the different spray settings. Put on the pressure one and aim at the booty hole like you’re trying to win a prize at the carnival. Then, when you exit the shower, get some TP and wipe your arse hole for anything left behind. Never use a towel you’re drying off with.
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Dats the shyt I'm talking about lol
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Sounds like a expert at wiping the wrong way ...lol
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Well GG, I think you should jump in the shower with me and show me how it's done!
Then I think I should practice what I've learned on you.
Atticus Finch
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Bidet by day and enema at night. Check mate.
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Well said Gina! Smelly A$$ is no bueno. Compared to other countries on this issue we are primitive. Having lived in Brasil for 16 years. Almost everyone including the people that live in the favelas (slums) have a ducha hose next to the toilet or a bidet.
I returned with ducha hoses for all my toilets, so everyone can have a clean bottom.
Have to admit it's a little cold in the winter months, but that's the price for a clean hole.
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Gooch Grease
apparently is a problem.
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Do you guys know who you're talking to.
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Cottonelle is your friend.
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Miss Gina，
Thank you. Everyone's personal hygiene should be impeccable.
Until I got married (more than half a lifetime ago), I took shorter showers. Now, as I am RETIREMENT aged, I am showering longer and longer.
For 40 years, I have used a scrubbing cloth, made in Japan or Korea, about 6"x42"... It is textured, and holds lathered soap. Showering at work has so many advantages! Such as, all the hot water I want. I don't stink up my car.
This cloth exfoliates and scrubs my back like a massage. Using it downstairs ensures all the areas are squeaky clean. It's a turn off to leave a streak on a sheet or towel. The last thing I do before getting in my car to be ony way to a "friend" is a scrubbing shower.
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Miss Gina，
Thank you. Everyone's personal hygiene should be impeccable.
Until I got married (more than half a lifetime ago), I took shorter showers. Now, as I am RETIREMENT aged, I am showering longer and longer.
For 40 years, I have used a scrubbing cloth, made in Japan or Korea, about 6"x42"... It is textured, and holds lathered soap. Showering at work has so many advantages! Such as, all the hot water I want. I don't stink up my car.
This cloth exfoliates and scrubs my back like a massage. Using it downstairs ensures all the areas are squeaky clean. It's a turn off to leave a streak on a sheet or towel. The last thing I do before getting in my car to be ony way to a "friend" is a scrubbing shower.
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I rather fancy the dirty nickel
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Good Hygiene runs both ways... Just saying stinky pussy isn't special either
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I vote for tutorial 🤙🏼😉
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Tutorial? Sounds interesting...
Do tell. Tell more... Like curriculum and tuition?
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i am waiting for the video
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Hahahahaha this is great, informative and funny
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If I might make a suggestion that's dramatically increased my confidence and freshness in my nether ware region, for any guy who's not a contortionist, or possibly those of the big ang tall variety (more big that tall) the solution maybe at your fingertips. How about using soft bristle toothbrushes? I've always heard you need to have the he right tool for the job and they doo doo the trick. If you don't think they're worth the expense, then use your old ones before you throw them out. You can use them to brush the sides from the top to the taint. Maybe TMI, but I use a separate one for the iris area, and yet another for between my toes. I suggest changing out your tootbrushes and toebrushes as regularly as you do your regular toothbrushes. Just make sure never to brush your teeth in the shower and warn anyone who might shower to avoid the brushes.
...and as this is HX, to any smart asses who want to talk shit, I've got the perfect tool for you too.
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Some of you folks could use a Colonic
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Redd Foxx said it best:
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I was told that soap down there isn't great because the soap will cause irritation down there. Plain water is best. This is from my doctor's mouth, whom I asked because I had cracked skin and irritation down there.
To be honest, seat bidets need to become the norm.
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So, how are we doing ladies n gents.
Anyone start touching there butt with their finger? Before the towel?
Sniff test?
Another thing.
Showering and putting the same under wear fucks it all up again.
Don't forget to shampoo the oils off the pubez
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Some chick had a picture in her album that had a shit stain on the bed she posed on.
So, Gina, sad to say the carnage continues and your work is not done.
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Buttholes are different colors due to ethnicity not shit 🤣🤣🤣
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Simple solution: Jump in the shower with them, tell them to turn around, then wash their butt! I doubt most guys would resist that.
All of the client towels in my house only get used only once before being washed (in bleach) anyway.
But OP is right, it is very unsightly and gross and once that happens that is the mental picture that stays with that client!
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W the actual F!
Come on guys, you know better than this.
BTW, if you see K girls, problem solved...
These young women will take you into the shower and exfoliate your ass through the epidermis, the dermis, and, if you're lucky, stop just short of the hypodermis. 😅
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Oh, and they are not afraid to go where no man has gone before.
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Words of wisdom Gina
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I always shower before a meet up, and always scrub extra when showering. I don't want to leave a bad impression.
With that said, I'm a visual learner so words don't mean much to me haha
You have to show me. Where's the video?
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this is better than a politics post I guess
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