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Alter, you have to see the movie Alter-ed States, a sci-fi classic.
It’s about a time traveler who tries to go un-fuck himself, but he can’t. The movie chronicles the life of a Temporal Agent named Alter who is sent on an intricate series of time-travel journeys designed to ensure the continuation of his law enforcement career for all eternity. Now, on his final assignment, the Agent must pursue the one criminal that has eluded him throughout time.
synopsis: Disguising himself as the barkeep at a tranny gay bar, he talks to his you get self who has also time traveled from the future, and gives advice. But this advice comes at a selfish cost, as it is the only way to make sure Alter is ever born. You see, “he” is actually a “she”, or more importantly a hemaphrodite. Born a bitch, “she” struggles to get through life as She-Alter while constantly denying “her” need for dick in all her holes. She signs up for the NASA space program of the 80s to be the only fluffer in space, as it would be filled with the strongest and smartest men. She does this in service of her country.
Instead she is disqualified as a woman as she drops her pants and shoes off her hairy tiny penis she named “jackrabbit”. She is not a woman, Alter is still a bitch, and no one likes a whiny bitch. Transferred to the “Men in Pink”department, because Alter thinks men will get deep inside his “pink” anything. Instead he gets tossed out into the garbage over by Lompoc and lets homo hobos have their way with the bitch so her dick can grow with other men’s semen up his/her ass. Years later, barely passing as a man, Alter takes a job as a time cop, but only so he can go I to the past and fuck his past female self in order to be the source of his into creation.
Once Alter secured his own creation out of his own ass in the past( where he is sure that he gets shitted out of his own ass in the days of a barely legal jailbitch, he returns to the ba, only to be confronted by his naked older self, who is now dickless and toothless and has a trail of spider web (dried men’s cum) dragging out of his ass. The old man version of Alter leaps on top of his middle aged self. He gobbles the pathetic thing Alter calls a cock.
As old Man Alter feels middle aged Alter cum in his mouth the old man dies with a smile on his face, he says “finally fucked myself to death. zeig heil Trump!” and dies. Now middle aged Alter cries as sees the loop of his life closed by his own hand, and cries more mike a bitch as he tries to get out a little more cum from his old hobo self’s mouth.the movie fades to merciful black as Alter tries wearing his old ass as a hat, trying to return to his “safe place” by sticking his head on his own ass.
A true horror movie, based on the life and times of Alter.
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Bro lmfaooooo
I bet your pronouns are it/them
You blue haired faggot
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Loser lol
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The Wall ~ Pink Floyd
Tommy ?
Planet of the Apes original.
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Best Sailing movie depicting 19th century and true to the book: Master and Commander - The Far Side of the World
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The Third Man (1949)
Citizen Kane (70th Anniversary)
Hell's Angels - A Howard Hughes Production (1930)
All Quiet on the Western Front
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Billy Jack
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Oh i must be old CASABLANCE
GRAND CANYON WITH DANNY GROVER
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two blogs and no one has mentioned the Godfather and the Godfather 2
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There are too many movies that people must see at least once. Just pick a great director and watch the best of his or her movies.
Jaws
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Indiana Jones
Etc.
Unforgiven - I remember this being a pretty amazing movie.
Rotten Tomatoes has many “best of” lists (linked).
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I like that one movie.
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Tommy Boy
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Fuck Hollyweird and most actors.
Waste of time.
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Enter the Dragon
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Of Human Bondage 1946. There are several versions, all good. Every man should read the book or watch these movies to inoculate yourself from playing the fool over a woman.
Billie Jack is ground zero for everyone being a victim of the evil white man. Never mind that our hero is the whitest, most blue eyed, white-man-playing-Native American ever.
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Animal House
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2001: A Space Odyssey
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Birth of a Nation
Song of the South
Mandingo
White Chicks
Gloomy Goes Down
Not necessarily in that order
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Little Big Man
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Death Takes A Holiday (1932).
A Bronx Tale.
Jekyll and Hyde Together Again.
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Léon: The Professional (1994)
Heat (1995)
Oldboy (2003) stay the fuck away from the 2013 version
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shotcaller
it's a badass movie
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Deep throat
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Sound of Freedom
2000 Mules
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The usual suspects
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Gladiator
Are You Not Entertained???????
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Blazing Saddles, LOL
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the moses movie
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Scarface :-)
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Cyrano de Bergerac 1950 with Jose Ferrer.
Easy Rider with Peter Fonda, Jack Nicholas, Dennis Hopper
Deliverance: Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty, Jon Voight, Ronnie Cox
Law Abiding Citizen: Gerard Butler, Jamie Fox
Roots: Every black actor available
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Sands of Iwo Jima
Baby Blue Marine
Boys in Company C
Full Metal Jacket
Born on the 4th of July
Heartbreak Ridge
Ooh Rah,Happy 4th of July
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Pale Rider
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Mystery Train. Its an indie film featuring:
Masatoshi Nagase
Youki Kudoh
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Cinqué Lee
Nicoletta Braschi as Luisa
Joe Strummer (from The Clash)
Rick Aviles
Steve Buscemi
Elvis Pressley makes an appearance as a lost spirit asking, "Where am I?"
I love this movie.
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American History X: Ed Norton
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Hmmmmm.
That movie where Ryan Reynolds is that super hero character and he's really funny.
Too lazy and ignorant to Google it lol
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^ Deadpool
Die Hard
Fargo
The Terminator
Children of Men
The Piano
Love Actually
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I Saw the Devil
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Capricorn 1
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Marry Poppins.
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Heartbreak ridge.
Red Dawn
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JAWS
Stay out of the FN ocean, too dangerous.
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Westside Story 1961
Ten Commandments
How The West Was Won
The Longest Day
Any Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers movie
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ooo ooo ooo I know, I know....
2 girls, one cup.
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I also like to live dangerously..
1 man, 1 jar
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Wag the Dog. It was very similar to the events unfolding at the time the movie was playing
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The Deer Hunter
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Sully
Richard Jewel
American Me
Stand and Deliver
Top Gun
Top Gun Maverick
The Warriors
Urban Cowboy
On Any Sunday
Point Break
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^ One adam 12 for your buddy Pete Malloy
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Colors
Training Days
Swat - Colin Farrell Movie
LA Confidential
Lethal Weapon 1 - 4
Above the law
Hard to kill
Under Seige
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Coming soon : Hillcrest The Movie
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