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FlappyNutSack
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I'm not one to gossip, so you didn't hear it from me
Jul 3 2023 03:27PM more by FlappyNutSack
Tags: Orange County, Random (All tags)

...but a young lady on this site just called me wise.


Her exact words were "wise guy", but I think she was typing on her flip phone and really meant to say "Skippy, you're incredibly wise, even beyond your advanced years. You not only awe me, you inspire me!" But, for brevity she just said "wise guy".
      
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kuya_zoom
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Jul 3 2023 03:58PM     link to this

Or the flip phone typo was for "wide guy" Ockham's razor afterall.
FlappyNutSack
OC, CA
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Jul 3 2023 04:07PM     link to this

Eulogy
OC, CA
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Jul 3 2023 04:24PM     link to this

I used to be a programmer for autocorrect.

They fried me for no raisin
Lusin_Jan7
Van Nuys, SFV, LA, CA
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Jul 3 2023 05:32PM     link to this

I demand a drug and chromosome test
TomTraubert
Marina Del Rey, LA, CA
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Jul 3 2023 06:19PM     link to this

Jesus. Occam’s razor is seriously too high brow for this crowd. Present company included. I just want to giggle about fart jokes and trannies
TomTraubert
Marina Del Rey, LA, CA
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Jul 3 2023 06:20PM     link to this

Correction: I just want to fart and fuck trannies

I think eulogy is still running autocorrect up in this bitch
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 3 2023 07:49PM     link to this

I admit I’m still in a bit of a swoon from her adoration, and then to add Tom’s from one blog over….wow! I can’t imagine tomorrow’s fireworks will be any more awe-inspiring!
SkurferGurl
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Jul 3 2023 10:54PM     link to this

Maybe a "wise ass" IDK bout a "wise guy" lol
AFMadness
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Jul 3 2023 11:52PM     link to this

As she rolls her eyes knowing your reading way to much into that.
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 4 2023 03:19AM     link to this

Lol I think I was too subtle
SkurferGurl
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Jul 4 2023 07:24AM     link to this

Ehhh
Shit starter, how's that for subtle.

Happy 4th of July Skippy, I'll always wuv voo !!
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 4 2023 07:44AM     link to this

Always nice to see your left boob on a blog!
Grumpy_Butthead
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Jul 4 2023 01:34PM     link to this

McFly no way in hell you could be wise beyond your years.

You are so old now you are farting dust.

There is no where you tread that the soil is older that you.

You were old when you met Orville and Wilbur.

Plus you survived the Spanish flu and the China virus.
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 4 2023 01:56PM     link to this

What are you saying?
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 4 2023 02:37PM     link to this

Dalliance, who is as technically challenged as she is hot, sexy, and wicked witty, sent me this saying she found my college yearbook picture and to post it cuz she doesn't know how. She laughed at my nutsack being flappy even then.




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Grumpy_Butthead
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Jul 4 2023 04:14PM     link to this

I'm saying you're the oldest living thing on the planet. If you call that living?
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 4 2023 04:30PM     link to this

Oh, I know, I was just testing to see if you would remember what you just said.
Dalliance
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Jul 4 2023 04:52PM     link to this

Pretty sure the oldest thing on the planet is the Immortal Jellyfish or the Bristlecone pine... Sorry Skippy you'll have to settle for 3rd or 4th oldest.
Grumpy_Butthead
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Jul 4 2023 05:07PM     link to this

Oh the wet blanket.

McFly I have someheimer's.
SkurferGurl
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Jul 4 2023 05:27PM     link to this

Now who's the wise ass lol
Justify
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Jul 4 2023 05:38PM     link to this

FTR its either the American sturgeon fish or the desert tortoise
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 4 2023 06:15PM     link to this

Tie breaker goes to the one with the nicest ass!
Grumpy_Butthead
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Jul 4 2023 06:59PM     link to this

Check out my avatar!
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 4 2023 09:26PM     link to this

You told me those were your moobs!!
TheAlterEgo
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Dalliance
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Jul 4 2023 11:56PM     link to this

https://www.earth.com/news/oldest-living-creature-on-earth-identified-emerging-700-million-years-ago/
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 5 2023 05:37AM     link to this

M-my f-f-face is s-so c-c-c-cold….
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