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FlappyNutSack
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I'm coming into a great deal of money
Jul 11 2023 07:45AM more by FlappyNutSack
Tags: Orange County, Random (All tags)

Turns out I had a long lost relative, Ngiri Nutsack, who just died in Nigeria and apparently left me a million bucks.

Email said to just send a retainer for the lawyer and my account number and the money will be mine shortly. Any day now!

So, how should I invest this windfall? I can get 5.3% on short-term T-Bills, but that barely keeps up with inflation.

How would you invest/spend your million?
      
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Loki51
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Jul 11 2023 08:00AM     link to this

The only way you're gonna come into money is if you jerk off over an open cash register drawer. Hiya, Skip!
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 11 2023 08:06AM     link to this

Been there, done that, and now I'm banned from Ralph's.
Pjforfun
Austin, TX
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Jul 11 2023 08:17AM     link to this

You could spend it here
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 11 2023 08:46AM     link to this

I don't do the math, but every once in a while I ballpark the spending over the years...ooof.
LacieO
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Jul 11 2023 08:48AM     link to this

You could end the HX World Domination of FXP by gifting them to all the ladies who ask for them!

@->--
kuya_zoom
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Jul 11 2023 08:48AM     link to this

Skippy makes me feel nostagic for those AOL CD-ROMs I used to received in the mail every couple weeks.
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 11 2023 09:12AM     link to this

Anyone familiar with the term sort-merge?? lol
Himes_Soul
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Jul 11 2023 12:44PM     link to this

I merge my dong with some good poon.
Himes_Soul
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Jul 11 2023 12:45PM     link to this

btw, I could be your manager fir this pending windfall.
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 11 2023 01:32PM     link to this

Free Nigerian money baby! As soon as the transfer clears, Iā€™m taking everyone here to a nice lunch.
remo_williams
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Jul 11 2023 02:48PM     link to this

I haven't gotten an advanced fee scam email in a long time!

It's fun to string them out, especially the 419 ones.

Odd, that I haven't gotten one in years now..... perhaps I'm blacklisted?
GoBallsDeep
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Jul 11 2023 03:05PM     link to this

"I don't do the math"

Better call in the idiot math savant.............Dood!
Hey1
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Jul 11 2023 04:46PM     link to this

Still have not figured out that joke deficiency yet have you Goebbels. Obviously this is going to require charts and graphs. But we will get through it. I promise.
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 11 2023 06:49PM     link to this

I love charts and graphs! See posts from various previous Skippy accounts.
Lusin_Jan7
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Jul 11 2023 07:21PM     link to this

"million BUCKS" ? Why is everyone talking about diversified and finance unless you plan to sale all your dears and make some money. #1 you can make some good old venison sausages, #2 let them mate and multiple thus you will have 2 million 'BUCKS' šŸ¤£
SeymourButz
Humboldt, CA
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Jul 11 2023 09:01PM     link to this

2 million Nigerian dollars = $18.75
LngbdSR
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Jul 11 2023 10:04PM     link to this

Iā€™m sure it is on the level, by all means send them all your information. Then enjoy your new wealth.
Petite14u2use
Lancaster, North of LA, LA, CA
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Jul 12 2023 11:24AM     link to this

U should follow their example and continue the pyramid. Don't u know that's the only way to get rich!

That or coupons. Lol
DrBoogie
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Jul 12 2023 12:57PM     link to this

Only in the world of HX could this be real. šŸ™šŸ»šŸ‘šŸ»
socaliam
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Jul 13 2023 01:19PM     link to this

Only a mil, haha

Your relatives aren't royalty.
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 13 2023 01:43PM     link to this

No, not royalty, simple Nigerian circus folk. But they had a booming business selling circus elephant droppings to the Wagner troops that are in country for use in their Thursday Craft Nights.
Sbsurf40s
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Jul 14 2023 08:19AM     link to this

Invest in crypto, if you want 2 million at the end, you will have put in at least 20 million.
FlappyNutSack
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Jul 14 2023 08:28AM     link to this

^^^Fed sleeper agent shilling for the globalist elites.
LunaLoveLace
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Jul 20 2023 07:30PM     link to this

Flappynutsack you and I briefly met a looong time ago in Costa Mesa ! Text me hon ?! Let's get together tonight ? I'm offering a great special!! 7142408529
RobBlakeFan
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Jul 20 2023 09:41PM     link to this

OP, can I borrow a couple MIL? Pay you back soon.
Eulogy
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Jul 21 2023 01:14AM     link to this

Flappynutsack you and I briefly met a looong time ago in Costa Mesa ! Text me hon ?! Let's get together tonight ? I'm offering a great special!! 714 micro peen
TomTraubert
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Jul 21 2023 05:37AM     link to this

^ unlike your peen your phone number is too long
Eulogy
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Jul 21 2023 06:27AM     link to this

714 Jew peen for a good time

Come say hi
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