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Would you settle for a chingaso instead?
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If you buy her one margarita
SHE WILL SPREAD HER LEGS
If you buy her two margaritas
SHE WILL POUNCE RIGHT ON YOUR PENIS!
after three margaritas
she will grab your penis
and put it in her mouth
Four Margaritas
One..Two..Three..Four
She will grab your penis
and ram it up her anus
One, two, three, four, five
She will strap it on
AND PEG YOU!
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Dude I drink margaritas like water. Don't be a pussy
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I am what I eat
I’m a pussy and an asshole
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Interesting. Cause word around the campfire is that you're also a dick....
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I make dick s’mores around the campfire. Yummy ! 
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