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My stage name was vanilla balls
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Little tiny vanilla balls
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I would have picked strawberry gumdrops
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Allright here's a joke for you:
A man met this lady at a bar and they decided to go to her place to have sex after the bar closed.
They're in the bedroom and he takes off his shoes and socks."My goodness what happened to you're feet?"She asks.
"I had tolio," He replied. "Dont you mean polio?" She asks."No. This just affected my feet. It's called toelio."She thought nothing of it and continued to undress. He takes off his pants and immediately she screams,"What happened to your knees?"I had kneesles."he said."Don't you mean measles,"she asked."No.This type only effects the knees.Its called kneesles. When he took off his shorts she said,"Let me guess, Smallcox."
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Here's another one:
A nerd walks into a bar and sits on a bar stool near the end of the bar.
He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows: Hamburger - 12.99 Cheeseburger - 14.99 Chicken Sandwich - 15.99 Hand Jobs - 49.99 The nerd waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, busty, beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties.
She smiles at him, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The bartender blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a sexy little smile.
The nerd grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."
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You could respond to my text… about the reference check…
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Ouch!
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@mary_jane some ain't reference friendly...u cant always depend on references...
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I never use references lol I do my own research
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Lets grab something to eat
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Do you like nuggets?
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