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Man-splaining to the bat-sheet
Oct 8 2023 10:41PM more by NigelCollins68
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Do you know why women need men? It's because feminine women can't think straight.

Feminine women aren't supposed to be able to think straight. That's what men do.

I've had sex with masculine women, and I've had sex with feminine women, and sex with feminine women is more fun.

The masculine women are good. They are the ones who respond to texts and set up appointments. Things run smoothly with masculine women. They think straight.

With feminine women nothing runs smoothly. Feminine women are bat-shit crazy. They can't even tie their own shoes. But they are more fun.

Think of a glass of water. The man is the glass, and the woman is the water. If it weren't for the glass, the water would spread out all over the table. Women are supposed to slosh all over the place like water. Men are supposed to contain women to keep them from spreading out all over the table.

Women feel safe when they have a take-charge man who contains them. Then they can let themselves go wild and slosh all over the place.

That's why mansplaining is not a bad thing. When a woman is emotional and sloshing all over the place, she needs a straignt-thinking man to explain things to her. That's what men are for. That's how we like it.
      
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yellowB2
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Oct 9 2023 09:47AM     link to this

Dude, you're gonna get fucking hammered for this!
SeymourButz
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Oct 9 2023 09:57AM     link to this

This dude said a bunch of bad shit about bitches!
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Oct 9 2023 10:00AM     link to this

This dude said, he carries his drunk bitch home like a six pac.
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Oct 9 2023 10:35AM     link to this

Sounds like OP likes manly chicks.
Iwan.t
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Oct 9 2023 10:41AM     link to this

Op sounds like he's from the 50's. Mansplaining isn't really good nor necessary. Women are more than capable of figuring out whatever is the task at hand
SeymourButz
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Oct 9 2023 10:48AM     link to this

I need a bitch to handle my one eyed stiffy.
allcaps
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Oct 9 2023 01:03PM     link to this

Meh. I dunno. Let be real for a nanosecond. Most of you have the intellectual capacity of a damp pair of panties to begin with. Watching most unremarkable shitbirds try to explain anything is like watching my dog try to read the Wall Street Journal. It’s fun watching that shit tho.
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Oct 9 2023 04:52PM     link to this

Notes duly taken!
SeymourButz
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Oct 9 2023 05:39PM     link to this

This broad has a notebook full of names and rank shit these dudes say on the daily.
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Oct 9 2023 06:23PM     link to this

What about feminine men?
Should we mansplain to trannies?

The UN Women's Commission sent out a tweet that it's Happy International Trans Lesbian day
I shit you not, lol........here it is

"Remember, trans lesbians are lesbians too.

Let's uplift and honour EVERY expression of love and identity!

Happy International #LesbianDay!

@free_equal"

So, we have women and offspring being randomly tortured, raped and killed today in the Middle East
But that doesn't really matter to the UN..........or I guess to me, since they tell me what to do
I'm very concerned if I need to mansplain to a trans lesbian, what do I do?..........you know, just in case if I run across one at a bar or the Ikea or I back over one in the parking lot

Please help me
Hey1
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Oct 9 2023 06:33PM     link to this

Please help me.

Kill yourself.
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Oct 9 2023 07:37PM     link to this

Done!

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Oct 9 2023 09:35PM     link to this

Is the o p onto something or on something?

A guy ain't never gonna get it when it comes to a woman.

If a guy does, then he probably just came out of the closet. Yeah, that closet.

I can't remember what today was it fag day?

I'm so fucking old. I remember when there were only 2 genders.

Now there's something like 37 and a 1/2.

I wonder if folks will ever get back to reality?
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Oct 9 2023 09:58PM     link to this

^
Nope. Only going to be more genders. So sad.
Grumpy_Butthead
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Oct 9 2023 10:07PM     link to this

Sad
AddisonParker
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Oct 9 2023 11:51PM     link to this

That is some of the funniest stuff I have heard in a long time. The comments are even funnier. You guys crack me up......
AddisonParker
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Oct 10 2023 12:11AM     link to this

At first I was thinking OP was excited about Batman until I realized he just doesn't know how to spell or he did not proof read his Tag line for the blog.
Then the whole women can't think straight that we need men to do that for us.....REALLY
You do know we grow humans with in our bodies, manage to raise to be productive members of society, often we run businesses as well as our own households which is often more complicated that a Corporation.

Manly women? WTF is that? I think I am very feminine I think if you asked around a am a shit load of fun in the sack. So I have to strongly disagree with OP.

After this blog I will be surprised if he ever gets laid again.....

NigelCollins68
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Oct 10 2023 05:19AM     link to this

Jeebus.

I've heard people say that chicks have no sense of humor. I guess that they're right.

No pussy ever again until the day I die is my punishment for trying to offer a little variety around here.

Excuse me for thinking that you might want to read something other than sherkahn's doom and gloom. Can we talk about something other than Biden and Trump? We used to be able to talk about Eulogy putting his fists up people's butts, but he seems to have disappeared. He crawled all the way up into someone's butt and couldn't get out.
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Oct 10 2023 05:45AM     link to this

I would like to read your obituary.
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Oct 10 2023 06:21AM     link to this

“ Excuse me for thinking that you might want to read something other than sherkahn's doom and gloom. ”

So AIDS or cancer? That’s your false choice… Bruh, you’re just an unremarkable tool. Take the L.
Pretty_Kittty
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Oct 10 2023 06:29AM     link to this

If I use really really strong lenses I can almost, kind of see where you were trying to go with this, however the feminine description you gave more so sounds like someone with a bit of an intoxication problem while the masculine one seems to have their shit together.




If anyone's curious, by the description above, I'm masculine
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Grumpy_Butthead
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Oct 10 2023 07:24AM     link to this

You are masculine on the 15th. The 15th of never.

Thanks for the pic.
bwana
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Oct 10 2023 07:39AM     link to this

In order for something to be humorous, it has to be funny.
Grumpy_Butthead
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Oct 10 2023 07:41AM     link to this

Your point?
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Oct 10 2023 08:36AM     link to this

OP what ever you do, DO NOT quit your Day Job, You honestly have no future in comedy.
And PrettyKitty, hunny you are making me need a glass of water to slosh around and spread out all over the place. JESUS! you are damn hot!
Lusin_Jan7
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Oct 10 2023 09:03PM     link to this

I played tennis 🎾 this weekend with a new partner he sees himself as bad ass player. Every time I served him, his returns were like ovnis; his returns were way didn't land in the court 🤣 funny as hell. Anyhow I admired strong "masculine" women its not their fault that they know their worth and have their $#it together if anything lesson should be learned from them
NigelCollins68
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Oct 10 2023 09:55PM     link to this

Everybody knows that Bobby Riggs let Billy Jean King win the tennis match.

Bobby Riggs was 55 years old in 1973. He had been a professional tennis player in the 1930s and 1940s. He had not practiced for four months prior to the match. And he was smoking cigars and drinking Scotch on a regular basis,

In 1973 Billy Jean King was a 29-year-old professional tennis player in her prime. Bobby Riggs still almost beat her.
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Oct 10 2023 10:04PM     link to this

LOL at almost beat him.
I saw it, she beat him 3 straight sets and it never looked close.
He played dink ball while she overpowered him.
What point are you trying to make,OP?

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Oct 10 2023 10:07PM     link to this

Is OP trying to be funny again?
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Oct 10 2023 10:13PM     link to this

"After this blog I will be surprised if he ever gets laid again....."

Don't you worry, Addy.
Some dude is dm'ing OP right now
Get some of that manly sexy time
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Oct 11 2023 04:47AM     link to this

Goballsdeep, Worry is the very last thing I am doing. I am here to get my monthly fix. In fact I think I have the SOLUTION to the current situation with MENTAL HEALTH and the over use of Prescribed Meds . Instead of prescribing, an antidepressant or a mood stabilizer or a anti-anxiety pill the Dr.sneed to start writing the prescription for sex, Sex releases all those feel good chemicals in your body just like a medication is designed to do, but it does it without the waiting period for to kick in. It does it without all those chemicals in your body. We sere designed to thrive and live happy stress free lives. how much nicer would everybody be if they were getting laid on the regular insurance companies can kick it up a bit and foot the bill don’t you think?
Can you even imagine going to the doctor getting the prescriptions for sex and then having to call somebody and asking them if they take your type of insurance that would be so funny. Oh my gosh, that would be hysterical. Husbands trying to explain to the wife that it’s doctors orders babe. I have to go see Roxy Roxy, or diamonds in the sky. Or. Vanillakiss…. Its for my health babe ….as he’s running out the door, and As already got a call into the doctor for a refilll

OP This is what funny sounds like. In case you were thinking about trying to be funny again just thought you should have a few pointers. Your welcome
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Oct 11 2023 05:01AM     link to this

Maybe he just meant crazy bitches are great in the sack. Everyone knows that.
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Oct 11 2023 05:37AM     link to this

True
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Oct 11 2023 11:28AM     link to this

So does that mean if you are not bat-shit crazy then you are no good in the sack? Because I would take exception to that!
NigelCollins68
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Oct 11 2023 11:36AM     link to this

^Well, I'm sorry. That's just how it is. I didn't make up the rules.

No craz-y, no fuck-y.
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Oct 11 2023 12:09PM     link to this

Marrisa_G

That is not etched in stone there are exceptions to every rule.
I would imagine that time with you would be well spent.
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Oct 11 2023 02:32PM     link to this

OP you say that cause you can only get a crazy one to fuck you.....so to you that's all you know. You wouldn't know a good lay if you had it right in front of you.

I am phenomenal is bed, smart, FUNNY (something you know nothing about) capable of of doing a lot of rad stuff. And I own my own power tools, completed a home remodel pretty much on my own and I have HUGE BOOBS......
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Oct 11 2023 03:45PM     link to this

AP, can I get a quote for a new bathroom, a massage and a few odds n ends?
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Dec 10 2023 10:50AM     link to this

^^^My hourly rate is what it has been. What happens in that hour is totally up to you....It's time that you are compensating not a specific act. LOL
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Dec 10 2023 09:05PM     link to this

^^^ the Crazy Hot Matrix is spot on
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Dec 11 2023 10:17AM     link to this

He man women hater!

Hey Nigel u had the most delicate feminine women on this site and still couldn’t get ur ego out ur ass!

Women want a masculine man yes, but a women don’t want a man that thinks he is better then her! Some women love a man that can look past the physical and love our mental

So no your wrong! As iv told you before, u try to change the natural femininity of the womenYOU WANT. Try that on civi women, BECAUSE MAJORITY OF WOMEN IN THE INDUSTRY ARE NOT GOING TO BOW DOWN TO YOU OR YOIR IDEAS
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