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and I thought it was my ex.
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45 seconds w each man. not a hole lot of time 
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Made her parents proud
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919 dudes? Fuck she must have been beat lol
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She's cute too.
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thought this was about the basketball player
lisa leslie... who played with the sparks
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Wonder if her husband of 28 years was watching the amazing feat in-person
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I was out in Lake Havasu for her “warm up” on river boat the week before.
No clock, no script, just spontaneous fun stuffing cock inside her and anyone else she wanted to “try out”.
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"Surprisingly, however, despite working in the adult film industry for several years and starring in more than 188 films, Lisa Sparks has been married since 1995."
Hundred-to-one Gloom guy is her husband and she doesnt know he's on HX!
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Goebbels there is a difference between making a joke and just putting random words together into a sentence.
You owe the entire human race an apology for being born.
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Hmmmm, there's most definitely a threesomee going on here, not so secret even.
GG defends Hey, Hey defends MA, MA steps in when Hey is threatened
What's up guys?
Come on out!
It's UN Women's Commission International Trans Lesbian Day!
Party in Hey's mouth and you know what means.
You're all invited to cum!
Oy vey, horrible dad joke.......I'm so embarrassed
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maybe we switch it to Mr. Gloryhole
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He's the least fun person on this site
If you knew him in the real world, one of you would have to visit Kevorkian
Back on topic, this girl is prolific but not that hot
Wondering about #2 and #3
Anybody seent them?
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Sounds just like watching Kobayashi or Joey Chestnut take down multiple plates of hotdogs in the Nathan's Famous hot dog eating challenge on July 4th.
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Here's from 1 to 10th place
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I need to lick that puss!
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Crap, how about 11 - 20?
Maybe start with last place and move up?
Probably Carolynn Ellison, Scam Bankrun-Fraud's girlfriend in last.
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GBD use to date Lisa Sparks.
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Nope but I was one of the 929.
Actual put on a wig and mustache, then went back for seconds
Her record is actually 928
But don't tell anybody
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Seriously, I dated her twice for 45 seconds each time.
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Your fast bro.
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I met her husband. Had beers with him on the boat in between fuck sessions.
He seemed “cool” with the work she did, but definitely a working class dude with a “this is what she wants to do.” Just shy of a cuckold, but threaten her in any way and he went from nice to ready to cut your face off, jail or no jail.
Because Lisa was the most well known “talent” on the boat, she arrived late, left early and came back again for more after all the whiners and complainers went home/got off the boat.
The other ladies did not like her at all, but our hostess had to keep the peace or everyone would bail and no one would create content.
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I read some other chick did 2,000 guys over a two day period. That's a lot of fucking lol
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Lisa was sharing our type of fun for a little while until time caught up with her.
A lot of “wear and tear” took its toll.
Word is she is UTR.
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"I read some other chick did 2,000 guys over a two day period. That's a lot of fucking lol"
That was Sabrina Johnson in a 2 day evevt, but Lisa Spark did her record in 1 day!
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My hat goes off to the 919th man! You know he went over the 45 seconds and kept jack-hammering until she kicked him off.
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Ladies, What you all say about 45 second specials? Asking for a friend.
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The 919 man was Ron Jeremy.
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So you're saying someone got sloppy 929ths?
Ewwww.........Prolly Hey0
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What about sloppy 2,000ths?
Like banging a pot of hot oil
Where's the friction in that?
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She had a cute face back in the late '90s, but she's always been tubby and she musta had a couple extra boob jobs since then.
She was a bit of a trailer trash kinda gal when I first knew her here in SoCal, and I didn't see the attraction, except she had pretty eyes. Her husband worked out of town a lot and she'd get lonely and cause drama for unsuspecting horndogs wanting to dip there wick in something wet -- all just to get her husband's attention when he returned.
Stay far away.
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I had a buddy in college who banged a grandma in the parking lot of a bar we use to frequent. I asked how was it, he said it felt like sticking your dick in a warm bowl of gravy. True Story.
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Houston from that list is a hot momma.
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Vince, anymore ShamWOW towels laying around? Mine are old and have holes in them.
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Here's proof of the contest
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GTFO,
Lisa Sparks holds the record, huh... I thought surely it would have been between Seymour "the douche" Butz.... his stats are impressive like his babbling the endless lip service while maintaining a zero network is hard to match or understand...or my favorite and pick for the record would have been that renaissance of a man & full monty the maga fag extraordinaire.... wait for it....
Joseph "Cock and Balls" Gobbells I mean GoBallsDeep ... but your hands together for both these minions' mental midgets like these two don't cum around often. these are generational talents.........but then again I could be wrong.
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She could have increased bandwidth with DP.
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Thanks for the record breaking footage. 🙏🏻
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Bill excellent point. Why not air tight!
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