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Don't know what it is this year but I find myself constantly battling baby spiders. You know them Itty bitty teeny tiny fuckers you can't see!
My last round of teeny tiny bites had just fade away when my happy ass walked straight into Charlotte's web just now. Out walkin my pooch, felt the web but of course DIDN'T SEE THE TINY TERRORISTS .
So I'm walking along trying to pull this invisible spiderweb off of me. I felt it across my face, encasing my arms n legs. Probably looked like a damn crackhead pulling at myself like that.
Then I saw that baby crawl across my wrist. Of course I killed it and a few of its brothers BUT NOW I FEEL THEM EVERYWHERE! UGH
Anybody else have these problems or am I just extra special lately? Lol
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