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A fist bump from you will be fine
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lol
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Mouth hugs are the BEST!!!
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You fucking people are dirty as fuck.
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This is our chance for a better tomorrow!!
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Sounds like my kind of guy
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What are we bonobos? Think of how awkward it would be if the other party is unwashed; presently, we're already putting ourselves at great risk with a handshake.
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No, we're not bonbons, we're not macaroons, we're simply people trying to break down outdated social barriers.
By the way, there's no better time than the Holiday Season (God Bless Us Everyone) to make this happen. Mistletoe + Belt buckle = a happier world.
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As a professional muff diver no muff is too tough!
Thanks for the heads up Skippy.
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"There would be no war if men received a daily blowjob." ~Sun Tzu
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"I wish that fucker would learn to eat pussy" - Mrs Sun Zu
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*Note Mrs Sun Zu is a good friend of Mrs Sun Tzu
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I love it
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When it come what I consider my favorite thing to do to my companion is oral sex. I can same that my Skis are highly Top Notch , A 1 100% grade A. It turns me on. I continue to try and enhance my Skills. porn has nothing on me!!
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It’s mandatory
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“Come say hi!!”
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You want me to kiss you where?
No way babe, you pee out of that thing.
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Pssst psst, don’t tell anyone, but it’s the other hole…
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It's a must. Lol
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You guys are missing the point. I’m calling for a new social construct, a revolution in how we greet each other!
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Oh......in that case.
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McFly's rules of engagement.
No muff too tough.
Those quilty of resisting shall receive a serious tongue 👅 lashing.
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I could spend all day french kissing Tabie's kitty if she'd let me
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I’d be like a pig rooting for truffles.
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I think Flappy may just be on ta somethin here, although it could benefit from being more organized.
For example:
1) On public transport (bus, trains, etc...) ridership would go up exponentially reducing carbon emissions while steadily increasing penis emissions
2) Voting booths, turnout would be off da charts!
3) Vaccination sites
4) Soup kitchens and charity events...
Oh my, I am giving waayyy too much thought to this......sorry
Im out
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Lol, sound like great idea every guy will be walking all hard. Imagine meeting the teachers at schools, lol
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Great Idea. Clothing would have to be redesigned to accommodate a quick hello.
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Meat and Eat is the new Meet and Greet.
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While I agree, I internally cringe at the thought of unwashed people, sooooo
So air-five will have to do!
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Meat and greet?
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Great the Meat.
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Meet and greek
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Meat and Greek is the one
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I will be the first not to argue that.
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The pleasure of one's orally-applied attention to a woman whose gasps, ooohs and aaahs, and ultimately a hugely relaxing orgasm cannot be overestimated to we guys who love to help their partner have a relaxing, releasing, pleasurable time. I don't know whether it's just the desire to please a lover (albeit a "hired lover") or truly an innate love of making love to a pussy, but what I DO know is it changes and elevates the subsequent sweetness shared after she's had a wonderful release.
There are few aphrodisiacs like the pleasure of a delightful V-jay oozing honey and flowery scents as we enjoy the flavors and scents and reactions, and in many cases, gratitude for taking the time and the patient attention to what makers her tick.
I could never give it up...
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^^^^^ his way with words lifts my soul and makes my nipples hard. 
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Got Dam.....I just got a boner! Fucking poet this guy.
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You might also get a car if you play your cards right!
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Dude I ride a ten speed. Why do I need a car?
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Thinking about skippy’s hard nipples has my junk standing at full attention and ready to say hi
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“Come say Hi!”
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I knew you were going to say that
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And I won’t be coming for a handshake either
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TSTomTraubert.
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I like to watch.
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Watching is a blue wristband.
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^ I think I'm in love
😍
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Your name may be Perceptive Penny, but you’re using some random picture from the Internet.
Ciao
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