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It was a Kosher Magnum
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Bob Dylan 115th Dream:
I said, “You know they refused Jesus, too”
He said, “You’re not Him
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He is I and I is him......Slim with the tilted.brim.....
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He had kids with Mary, so no lamb skin for the carpenter.
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There was actually STDs in ancient times. There were orgies and gangbangs, anal. All that debauchery and fun.
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You’re not funny, try harder, idiot.
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How soon Roman history is forgotten.
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I think I offended TrojanTiny talking about his imaginary friend.
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To use a condom, Butz would need someone in his network first.
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Remo.....you dog you. I didn't know you cared? Take me dinner first and the we talk condoms . You're so smooth, oh my.
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What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on the bus, trying make his way home?
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Like ZZ Top song? Jesus Just Left Chicago?
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Probably lamb skin more likely .. the history of sex work is actually fascinating and amazing
Jesus really loved everyone
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As a wise man once said to a Quayle: "I serve Jesus Christ. I know Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ is a friend of mine. Seymour, you're no Jesus Christ."
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Dang it !
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Canary, actually I am like Jesus. I never wore a condom and I have chldrn everywhere.
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Actually, I'm kinda surprised that you didn't learn about immaculate contraception in Bible school, Seymour.
Here is the relevant part of the Bible, John 31:6:
"Jesus came to know her in the biblical sense. Towards the end, He said: 'Let there be white.' He pulled out and looked at what He had made and it was goo. But He realized that His flock was swimming toward the forbidden egg. He raised His hand and said, 'Turnaround you little mfer's!' His flock said, 'Jesus Christ! WTF?' Jesus said, 'What the flock! You heard me!' They all then realized that it was part of God's Plan ( and that they were faced with a God dam, so they obeyed.
Then she looked up at Jesus and said, 'One more time?' Jesus smiled and said, 'That would take a miracle.' She said, 'Yeah...?' Jesus closed his eyes and prayed. God heard His prayers. Jesus opened His right hand and took the blue pill. Jesus looked down and said, 'That is a miracle!'
Jesus finished again, pulled out, and gave the command. His flock all turned around except for one. His flock said, 'Who is that guy who dares to disobey?' God answered: 'The Chosen One, as I promised, the Second Cumming.'
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*Plan B
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WHAAOOHH.....that was GNARLY!
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Bird, take that down before Troj an Tony27 see it.
There of couple of dudes who share a 1 bedroom apartment and sleep on a full mattress. Troj wanted bunk beds. But Tony27 said he didn't want to be that far apart. Alternatives, go figure?
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Cause you've been around a lot of butts.
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Yes, I've had my share surferbabe.
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Jesus Christ and all the other fooking saints
Not another Bbbuuutttzzz blog
Ima invent a time machine
Go back and hold a gun to Bbbuuuttzz daddy's head
Make sure he get that lambskin on tight this time
All it took was one lousy tadpole that made the swim
And here we are with a Bbbuutttttz
Fuck us
(Slaps palm to forehead emoji)
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Butthead you’re so funny. Fuck no. It was time to populate the world and there weren’t all these weird scary fn diseases… easy answer. Jesus saved anyone everyone regardless fool muah
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Hola Pervs, I asked my friend Jesus if he uses rubber? He said sometimes.
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all going to hell
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If the log rolls over we will all be dead.
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No but your father should have..
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Oh bluey , you so crezy!
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Did you know, your white very handsome, long haired casual dresser Sportin some serious chanclas was the Hugh Hefner of his time.
Dude was a party animal. Made wine from flowing rivers. Had some mean fish frys at the beach friends by the tons and chics by the dozen. How can you not fall for a guy like that.
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One more thing bluey. Jesus is my father broham.
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