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Today in Science - Dark Oxygen
Jul 23 2024 12:30AM more by sherkahn
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Scientists have been wondering how on earth YellowB2 can have his head so far up his as.
Yellow can taste food before it literally becomes shit and still breathe.

Now they have an answer: dark oxygen.

"Scientists have discovered “dark oxygen” being produced in the deep ocean, apparently by lumps of metal on the seafloor.

About half the oxygen we breathe comes from the ocean. But, before this discovery, it was understood that it was made by marine plants photosynthesising - something that requires sunlight.

Here, at depths of 5km, where no sunlight can penetrate, the oxygen appears to be produced by naturally occurring metallic “nodules” which split seawater - H2O - into hydrogen and oxygen.

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Prof. Andrew Sweetman, from the Scottish Association for Marine Science, and his colleagues carried out their research in an area of the deep sea between Hawaii and Mexico - part of a vast swathe of seafloor that is covered with these metal nodules. The nodules form when dissolved metals in seawater collect on fragments of shell - or other debris. It's a process that takes millions of years. And because these nodules contain metals like lithium, cobalt and copper - all of which are needed to make batteries - many mining companies are developing technology to collect them and bring them to the surface."

"We wondered how someone can eat shit, breathe out shit and still breathe with no where for the shit to go. YellowB2's unique biology gave us the clues, as the nodules of dung berries he ingests help release oxygen into his bloodstream and keep his organs going. Shitting and eating and breathing, all at the same time. It's the next step to prove that YellowB2 has shit for brains, and that the world may have found a new source of oxygen."

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A sample of yellowb2's shit

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Jul 23 2024 03:02AM

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By the way that's a Fluke model 83 multimeter...

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Jul 23 2024 05:37AM

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The OP or the instrument?
Please advise

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Jul 23 2024 10:59AM

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I've got a pair of Fluke77's.

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Jul 23 2024 11:04PM

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Is that the latest iteration of the Flux Capacitor?
And, does any of this explain why Gloomy is such an asshole?

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Jul 23 2024 11:07PM

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Multimeter, E,I,R

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Jul 24 2024 12:38AM

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Isn't it obvious, GoBalls?

I'm from the future, I have seem you and several others de-evolve into knuckle dragging neanderthals, and try to warn you of calamities to come.

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Jul 24 2024 12:38AM

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Isn't it obvious, GoBalls?

I'm from the future, I have seem you and several others de-evolve into knuckle dragging neanderthals, and try to warn you of calamities to come.

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Jul 24 2024 04:41AM

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OP is from the future and the planet Uranus.
He became this way because it is stated that you are what you eat.

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Jul 24 2024 10:38AM

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^Speaks the leader of the Buttheads from planet Butthead, hairy asses where his head should be, anal warts for a crown and of course he talks out of his ass.

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