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Kermit the frog after cooking breakfast?
Or maybe phlegm if you’re trying to get scientific with it
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Me?
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Oooo damn so close and so quick! haha
Just Kermit the frog’s fingers.
Ya know cause his girlfriend is Ms piggy
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Hm does phlegm smell like bacon? I’ve never given it a sniff test before
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I guess if u just ate bacon then yea probably😂
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why are we cooking her alive tho 😭
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damn! i should have known that!!
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Bill nye over here coming in with the science
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wait!! Sonia is in here??
uh oh!
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Someone should tell peta
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I’ve been summoned by my subscription alerts 😅
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Kermit is freakier than one may think. That thing around his neck is actually a tight collar. That's why he sounds like that.
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same here!!
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There’s a Kermit puppet account on tik tok that dances on the pole for virtual gifts daily. It’s my dose of doom scroll happiness. People are so unhinged and unserious. It’s my fav
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Gang gang
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Slimer
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A dad joke from @Ayla_Amour is kidda blowing my mind. Hits like Bill Nye's climate change vid'.
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Let's do this
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Let's do it!
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Geesh sounds like Kermit is right, really. It's not easy being green.
Ms. Amour, I wanna try answering even though the riddle has already been answered.
My guess,
Betelgeuse on Fire.
Betel Geuse's scalp is green & slimy, because he is a rotting corpse. Eww. The other gross similarities the connection of pork and human according to cannibals accounts. Eww I know. Well, Tis the season of morbid curiosity topped off with a tall glass spiced from a winter squash.
Also "Dante's Inferno Room", anyone? Girls Girls Girls! Muy Caliente
Hey which future president avoided being eaten by cannibals, but his fellow men not so lucky.
No not Captain Jack Sparrow, George H.W. Bush
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The Hulk after a bacon feast? 💪🥓
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Kevin bacon after getting slimed on nickolodeon?
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Kermit’s frog cock.
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