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Yes bent over to find my license I deliberately dropped between my legs. Gave a mice view of the mtns.
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*Nice view
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And my personal trainer too. I gave him a boner my smiling in his face while he was helping me with weights.
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everytime i get pulled over i tell them i wasnt texting i was posting. usually a lil confused look from the boys in blue, so then just hand them my phone with my ex best friends acct pulled up to the fxpoints albums and ask them which pic i should go with today. (no face so... i get away with it) havent gotten a ticket since i started !!!! haha
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I do not poop in my backyard. I keep work and personal separate. Of course I still get those inappropriate thoughts however I would never want to get a sexual harassment case against me! Good thing u shut it down because I do also know some women doing that and fucking up a guys entire career. Not worth it. Work smarter not harder !
P.s this guy left the company a couple of months ago where I work at sent me a dm and told me he could finally confess his attraction towards me I already knew itt because of his behavior. I can always tell when guys want some of my mojo it’s written all over their face.
XoTabie
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Tabie... You most certainly 'Light up' my face!
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Tabie.
Who, in their right mind, would not have an attraction to you.
Personally, I am glad we dont work in the same place or building.
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Agree with Tabie, I do not poop where I eat.
I may have intrusive thoughts but I keep a professional barrier.
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some women like to show their stuff at work
we had one lady, she was around 45, latina
always wearing a tight white top, even with the bra under those nips were in your face - dang
nothing like a boner at the office
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I was pulled into HR at my last job because a male co-worker said my attire was distracting and he couldn’t focus…..I hate to say it but 36DDD are distracting into matter what I wear…..I was business casual. I said “how about he practice self control and stop being a perv”. They sent me home to change……twice!
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Oh I failed to mention that he would be the last thing on earth that I would ever flirt with because he was not anything to even try to so sometimes it’s not our fault sometimes it’s just then personality oozing out of us……
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Some years ago, I had a patient I was treating who I placed on "gas" . As the procedure began, she started writhing, and then touching herself.. I gave a knowing glance to my assistant .. until my patient convulsed in an earth shattering orgasm.. TRUTH!.
After which, she met me at the front of the office and asked for my number.. I was married at the time, so I declined.. BUT.. I imagined the possibilities.
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Dude, she just wanted some more of that gas!
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Yes. I don’t know why but I have a serious thing for college professors. It was a problem for me when I was in school. There was one in particular that was really hot and funny and I was literally having dreams about him every night. Probably one of the most inappropriate settings to come on to someone but I just couldn’t help it. I was like what the hell is wrong with me 🤷🏼♀️
Well look at me now, i found my calling 😂
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soooo
as an old twisted chaser.....
is there a signal to let me know you may play?
when shopping, at fast food, out at the park?
the old NICE Shoes?
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I have to admit that I have done it a couple of times and when I do it, I do it good!
I was taking a friend to their plastic surgeon for a follow up and my friend wanted me to be in the room to hear the aftercare instructions. This Dr. was older but cute and also vertically challenged, just like me. When he finished with my friend I told him that I thought that one of my implants (very small augmentation) had slipped a little and asked him to have a look at it. Of course I had to expose my breast so he could feel them! After a bit he realized what was going on, probably due to the smile on my face, and politely said that his wife didn't mind him looking as long as he didn't forget where he ate!
The second time was a really hot plumber working on my house. I just backed into him in kind of a standing up lap dance and gave it a good wiggle. That is all it took! Of course, I got some free service from him so it was really kind of an informal and impromptu barter.
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They say a guy's perfect girlfriend is a nympho who's dad owns a liquor store.
A girl's perfect boyfriend is a plastic surgeon!
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I once had a repair guy over to fix something, and I casually said, "Maybe things break just so I get to see you work your magic." He laughed, but I could tell I caught him off guard and made him a little nervous. It was fun seeing him try to keep cool hehe
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Okay, new side hustle: handyman.
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I live for workplace flirting !
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I like the construction director that comes out to the site I have to go on inoffice days. My colleagues were eating outside with me or I might have accidentally bumped into him while he was giving directions to the workers. I love a hard hat in control sometimes.
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Never mixed business with pleasure, even when I was in the corporate world I never attended outside work events such dinners, gathering, I am very friendly person but "my private life stays private" I like to be respected so I do the same, when I'm with one of favorite gentleman I give my undivided attention and my all sometimes a little extra 😉 if the vibe is right and we are getting along great even better. You all know I weird that way I'm special touched by an angel or two 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Actual handyman here, longtime side hustle.
Sensed flirting on one occasion but didn't act, too shy maybe....
Have yet to have the opportunity to "barter" although i have made the offer to a couple ladies on here..., here's hoping.lol
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