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QUEENshelby
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What do you do when someone
Nov 24 2024 01:50PM more by QUEENshelby
Tags: Orange County, Random (All tags)

Farts in your face durning a session?!? Lmao 😂 I’m so dying to see the responses.
      
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artnjazz
Santa Monica, LA, CA
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Nov 24 2024 01:59PM     link to this

Was it a silent fart or a loud one?
longwalker
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Nov 24 2024 02:06PM     link to this

Laugh with them.
badboy27
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Nov 24 2024 02:18PM     link to this

Probably say in a playful way, "Oh my, excuse you!" Then play it off all in fun.
jaydensosweet
San Diego, CA
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Nov 24 2024 02:29PM     link to this

Silent or not it better NOT stink or I’m sorry but I gotta stop 🥴
Grumpy_Butthead
NE
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Nov 24 2024 03:06PM     link to this

If they fire one I'll fire one
jaydensosweet
San Diego, CA
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Nov 24 2024 03:24PM     link to this

butthead-your ready for war huh? lol
OCCityBoy2
OC, CA
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Nov 24 2024 03:31PM     link to this

If it's quiet, and unscented,
I just ignore it, and keep on.
I'm too busy to notice.
Grumpy_Butthead
NE
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Nov 24 2024 03:38PM     link to this

jayden

Butt of course
scotty949
OC, CA
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Nov 24 2024 03:53PM     link to this

Own the awkwardness so everyone can get over it. Throw it out there "I guess it is my turn next"
ladodgerfan
Anaheim, OC, CA
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Nov 24 2024 04:03PM     link to this

I usually pay extra for that.
🤪
Gus.Polinski
WI
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Nov 24 2024 04:05PM     link to this

wet or dry ?
makinbacon
LA, CA
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Nov 24 2024 04:35PM     link to this

That kills the moment if either person does it IMO
loucfirr1
LA, CA
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Nov 24 2024 04:45PM     link to this

Where is Jwet when you need her?
bsmushroom2004
OC, CA
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Nov 24 2024 05:46PM     link to this

very likely it will throw it off for me.
MADDOG8519
OC, CA
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Nov 24 2024 06:16PM     link to this

Bury my face in her ass inhale deeply and scream OH YEAH THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF!!!
RobBlakeFan
Yorba Linda, OC, CA
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Nov 24 2024 06:24PM     link to this

"If it stnks"? Next thing you'll tell me is your shit don't stink.
mrpussy12
OC, CA
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Nov 24 2024 06:48PM     link to this

Like literally in your face or just in front of you? If it smells, you charge extra. 😂
aznboytoi
Rosemead, SGV, LA, CA
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Nov 24 2024 07:23PM     link to this

well pussy farts are kinda hot
sailawaywithme
Coastal, LA, CA
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Nov 24 2024 07:57PM     link to this


Black Friday,

Haz Mat masks lo prices
Devin_Peridot
LA, CA
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Nov 24 2024 08:40PM     link to this

I had this happen to me when I first started. I don't remember how I reacted - I just know I didn't make a big stink about it. Pun intended. I'm pretty sure he did it on purpose. I think about it every time I come across his handle on here. I still flinch a little if I hear someones stomach growl when I'm down there. Thanks for bringing it up and retraumatizing me.
sandlotdawg
OC, CA
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Nov 24 2024 09:35PM     link to this

Shit happens

Farts do to.

1st hand expierence. I was buzzed. I paused

Then back at it. She didn't say anything.

Who gave? 1st base


SD
AFMadness
Inland Empire, CA
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Nov 24 2024 10:50PM     link to this

If you don't push, it will bleed off into nothingness.
busya
TN
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Nov 25 2024 02:42PM     link to this

many queefs, but never farts
QUEENshelby
LA, CA
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Nov 25 2024 03:26PM     link to this

Omg I’m dying you all are too much. This definitely makes my day. Thanks 🙏🏻
Himes_Soul
Torrance, Coastal, LA, CA
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Nov 26 2024 02:45AM     link to this

Where is wetfarts?
BeenThere7
La Mirada, LA, CA
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Nov 26 2024 06:16PM     link to this

Sniff sniff
Hehehe
Check for color…..💚
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