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alpraz21
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After about a year a so of browsing the site..
Dec 5 2023 01:13AM more by alpraz21
Tags: Orange County, Random (All tags)

and getting familiar with how things work. ive gained enough courage and ready to pop my cherry.

any tips for me? thank you in advance lol
      
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SeymourButz
Humboldt, CA
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Dec 5 2023 04:01AM     link to this

Research. Check network. Never prepay. Be on time. Never wait more than 10 to 20 minutes. Use a burner. Leave wallet and valuables in your car. Never text personal information. Never make a seen. Watch for undesirable hang arounds.
RickyRed
OC, CA
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Dec 5 2023 08:56AM     link to this

That’s a pretty good list SB.
alpraz21
Laguna Hills/Woods, OC, CA
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Dec 5 2023 10:03AM     link to this

Thanks for the heads up SB! I did have a provider ask for information over text but wasn’t too personal I don’t think. Asked for name age what I do for work etc
ocamper
OC, CA
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Dec 5 2023 10:47AM     link to this

Just get out there and go Hogging!

You'll probably need to take one or two for the team, before you can see the most desirable ladies, younger and thinner
LeftAndRight
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since Feb 15 2022

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Dec 5 2023 10:59AM     link to this

Are pigs flying, has hell frozen over Seymour Keyboard being helpful and not a racist dickhead, proud of you brother keep up the bad work.
LeftAndRight
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Dec 5 2023 11:00AM     link to this

He is right on cue, great list.
N8ked.Ninja
City of Los Angeles, LA, CA
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Dec 5 2023 12:09PM     link to this

have good hygiene, be a gentleman, don't haggle. ❤️
vince2001
Glendale, SFV, LA, CA
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Dec 5 2023 12:33PM     link to this

@ SB, out standing tips.

I also check for weird dudes lurking.

To avoid bait and switches, make sure youre clear and sure on whats included in your visit to avoid unnecessary unwanted conversations and waisted time. Also, bring your own Balloons.

When you arrive, and If happens to be someone that doesnt represent themselves truthfully as in their pics, out of principle to all mankind, you must leave politely.
Benhameen666
LA, CA
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Dec 5 2023 01:14PM     link to this

Bring your own protection and lubricant rather than expect her to provide.

Bring a water for yourself rather than expect her to provide.

Show up showered and ready.

This is supposed to be fun - don't forget that either, man.

While all of this is a 'business transaction' remember that she may have things on her mind and shit going on in her life and might be distracting for her at the time you meet. What I'm saying is be human while you are enjoying your scheduled time together. Ask her how her day has been, if you want to hear, that is. You might be pleasantly surprised by finding a cool person behind the makeup.

Petite14u2use
Lancaster, North of LA, LA, CA
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Dec 5 2023 01:45PM     link to this

Vince I completely agree! I'm always saying the reason girls do that shit is because the guys don't care and stay anyways.

SB you have great advice on behalf of both sides of the story.

Wish you nothing but luck and pleasure OP!
SeymourButz
Humboldt, CA
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Dec 5 2023 01:46PM     link to this

I have my moments.
Petite14u2use
Lancaster, North of LA, LA, CA
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Dec 5 2023 01:48PM     link to this

Obviously

I'm just waiting for your next moment, with me. 🙃
RobBlakeFan
Yorba Linda, OC, CA
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Dec 5 2023 02:20PM     link to this

She hittin on you SB.
Petite14u2use
Lancaster, North of LA, LA, CA
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Dec 5 2023 02:44PM     link to this

And you robblake.

Miss your face 2!
Lusin_Jan7
Van Nuys, SFV, LA, CA
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Dec 5 2023 03:08PM     link to this

Wait wait a minute !!! 😄 not everyone is as horrible and dishonest as they are portraying us to be. If you are lucky enough you won't need anything of the about mentioned. I provide all source of condoms male and female, variety of soft and hard drinks, waters flat or sparkling it all depends on our agreed appointment. It is call building relationships 101. Be kind and friendly and you will get the same in return. Any belongings left behind in my place are returned without hesitation, I had guest that have left items and I have returned everything not a single cent or items should be missing, respect is a must. As someone said if you don't feel comfortable politely excuse yourself without any lies or BS excuses to avoid Negative reviews. Yes there are some characters out there that you must keep an open eye at all times. Take from whatever is useful to you in these blogs and discard the rest. Have fun and best of luck don't forget to enjoy your visit 🥰🤩
JR718
Newport Beach, OC, CA
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Dec 5 2023 03:10PM     link to this

Do not park your car where the person you're meeting can get your license plate. Park on the street if possible and walk to the hotel.

If it's an interior entrance hotel, ask the lady which way the elevator is when you enter so you look like you know where you're going and not like you're trying to find your way.

Never separate yourself from your personal belongings when you're in her room and I mean NEVER.

Do not offer and provide a ride to her because you don't know what she's carrying in her bags, which could latter be attributed to be your property if you're pulled over for rolling a stop sign or something.

Only bring your donation, car keys, rubbers, and burner phone to the meeting.

Do not discuss your personal life and for fucking sake do not give your real name or where you work.

Be polite.

Do not trust her

Do not overstay your session time unless you ask first or she asks you

Do not make reference to the donation and the playtime activities at the same time for obvious reasons.

Before you go to her hotel use Google maps to street view to see what the location looks like and you know what to expect and how far it is from the highway.

Look at parked cars as you walk to the room if you're visiting a motel to see if multiple people are just sitting in cars.

If the lady gives you drama when you arrive, turn and walk away without causing a scene.

If you see LE hanging around the incall, just leave and play another day.

When you arrive, give the donation and ask her to put it away now. Nothing looks more suspicious than having rubbers and bunch of money on the nightstand.

hoppi
OC, CA
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Dec 5 2023 03:30PM     link to this

Don't ever become captain save ho
Be kind and courteous to the ladies.
jldsjr1
OC, CA
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Dec 5 2023 03:59PM     link to this


HelloTittysMeow

Fantastic advice!!!!!
jazz51
Laguna Hills/Woods, OC, CA
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Dec 5 2023 04:08PM     link to this

Excellent thoughts and even better breasts.....
moneytrain
Downey, LA, CA
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Dec 5 2023 04:08PM     link to this

I usually skip over SB’s posts so I had to go back and see why others were giving him props. I was surprised, dude finally said some shit that was helpful. Good job SB!
RobBlakeFan
Yorba Linda, OC, CA
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Dec 5 2023 04:11PM     link to this

@petit, now I'm blushing. Definitely need to reacquaint.
Ajay4fun
OC, CA
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Dec 5 2023 04:15PM     link to this

Be respectful, generous, and clean!

And Ignore 95% of the guys here.
Grumpy_Butthead
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Dec 5 2023 05:26PM     link to this

Never violate tos in ra.
JR718
Newport Beach, OC, CA
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Dec 5 2023 06:07PM     link to this

Ask guys in her network about their experience with her 100% of the time before seeing her. While some mens clubs have rats, the feedback from other guys will save you time and money.
vince2001
Glendale, SFV, LA, CA
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Dec 5 2023 06:15PM     link to this

@HelloTittysMeow. Great added input, also Wow your pics keep getting hotter🔥

@Ajay4Fun please don’t be sour from the community historically not agreeing with you. Its clear that everyone one is trying to help OP and others that recently joined.

HunterJohnson
LA, CA
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Dec 5 2023 06:39PM     link to this

Bring mouthwash for both to use

Confirm beforehand if she/the room is non-smoking
NickSgv
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Dec 5 2023 07:48PM     link to this

Trust but verify. Be punctual, frank about what you really like & want, clean, respectful & keep your sense of humor (you'll need it occasionally). And as others have said, have fun.
Peter67
San Francisco, Bay Area, CA
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Dec 5 2023 09:19PM     link to this

HX is the best! In 15+ years on the site, I had only one time that I called out someone for not being who they said they were and left without any problem. Many dear sweet ladies have left the site over the years but I still have connections with some incredible ladies that I have known for years. Every site is only as good as you make it. And being respectful and genuine and generous and kind has given me amazing memories and ongoing friendships that I cherish. I wish you all the same success.
RobBlakeFan
Yorba Linda, OC, CA
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Dec 5 2023 09:30PM     link to this

Or just P, F, L. Seems to work for me.
vince2001
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Dec 5 2023 10:29PM     link to this

Also, when visiting at a Hotel, request that the restroom door is open before you enter. You dont want Malik sneaking up on you.

Ask before your appointment, if the host offers showers afterwards, dont assume.

Also, since your new, make sure they rate you. My first two visits they girls were to busy to rate, but they finally did after 2 months ☹️
almaplacida1
San Diego, CA
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Dec 6 2023 01:29PM     link to this

Props to OP for this marketing move.

Could have joined "newbieswelcome" but gets far more mileage by this public blog; provider clicks the "allpraz21's" tab and discovers he is a SNAG.

And what's with 'browsing for a year'?
Read lurking?

My thanks to SB for leaving me this opening.

Also, double check the envelope prior to delivery to insure it's contents are correct.
You do know what the envelope is for?
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lipshit
Woodland Hills, SFV, LA, CA
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Dec 6 2023 01:51PM     link to this

I'm still waiting to connect with you myself Ms. Meow
almaplacida1
San Diego, CA
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Dec 6 2023 04:04PM     link to this

Hey HTM, I'll bring my candied cherry to you.
sunsetbob
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Dec 6 2023 07:52PM     link to this


HelloTittysMeow.........finally a very attractive young woman on this site!
vince2001
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Dec 6 2023 07:53PM     link to this

HelloTitty is on my personal Cherry radar 😊
SummerStJames
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Dec 7 2023 01:29AM     link to this



Just do it!!!

And then do it again

Then do it again

It gets better with experience so don’t over think it … a year is long enough…
yellowB2
Mission Viejo, OC, CA
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Dec 7 2023 08:15AM     link to this

Bring your own balloons and lube said someone???

Maybe I'll bring my own cup to Starbucks or my own silverware to Cheesecake Factory too...

Simple tools of the trade like that should be provided by the House.
vince2001
Glendale, SFV, LA, CA
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Dec 25 2023 03:43AM     link to this

So what happened?

Did this dude close or what?
DTFagent
Beverly Hills, LA, CA
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Dec 25 2023 07:48AM     link to this

Do not fall for the bait and switch with highly photo-shopped/filtered, "borrowed", or 10 year old photographs.
uprightfun
Pasadena, SGV, LA, CA
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Dec 25 2023 10:08AM     link to this

  • Treat other people with kindness: No provider has ever rejected my flowers or small gifts
  • You can certainly ask before you arrive if she'd like a coffee, juice, etc...
  • Have a parking plan before you arrive. Use Google street view.
  • If she's not the person you expected, or if things feel unsafe: Walk away!
  • Arrive a few minutes early. If she makes you wait more than 15 minutes after your appointment time, just leave.
  • Rate your provider as soon as possible and ask her to do the same - if its been a few days, send a follow up about ratings.
  • Use a burner and delete your text messages as soon they are no longer needed.
  • Know your legal rights about responding to LE questions.
  • Don't loan money to people on this site.
  • Don't agree to pre-pay.
  • Don't respond to trolls on the blogs.
  • If it's not on the menu, ask before assuming.



Tatiana36dd
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Dec 25 2023 10:31AM     link to this

If the gent has no network or references then yes I do ask for and get linkedin and drivers license snip. Its not hard to be a nice guy!. The gents who are compliant are usually upper end successfull yuppies who are my speed. It works well for me. They do understand why I ask as is for my safety. I inturn offer where to find my resume and that enables their confort.
Tatiana36dd
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Dec 25 2023 10:33AM     link to this

Every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man as ZZ top would say.
Tatiana36dd
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Dec 25 2023 10:36AM     link to this

And never ever haggles. Dries the panties right up with cheapness.
thebacknine
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Dec 25 2023 10:51AM     link to this

Hello kitty why you blocking me!!

Merry Christmas 🎄
vince2001
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Dec 26 2023 02:51AM     link to this

Don’t use Homedepot GC to move forward. I tried it for the first time today and its been 4 hours since I got card ind info. Target is way better
Tatiana36dd
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Dec 26 2023 06:52AM     link to this

Did u say a year or so? U either been using other avenues or are extremely blue balls alapraz, lol+
SeymourButz
Humboldt, CA
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Dec 26 2023 01:23PM     link to this

After about a year or so.....this dude finally gave up.
Luscious_alexa
Temecula, Inland Empire, CA
LAX, Coastal, LA, CA Today!
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Jan 15 2024 03:31AM     link to this

Just be respectful, mindful and communicative , proper friendly etiquette when reaching out and asking for menu/details, if her menu is not what you’re looking for or doesn’t fit your needs or budget just simply move along , less arguing and debating and more understanding and fun , it should really be that simple , good hygiene, respect boundaries (do’s & don’t) donation first , check networks , use your intuition, tips are never expected but always whole heartedly appreciated, it’s ok to be nervous , but just keep everything calm cool and collected, and live your best life !
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