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ultimatejohn
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Anyone interested in being on a stripper pole on a boat in a Christmas parade?
Dec 7 2023 11:04AM more by ultimatejohn
Tags: Orange County, Current Events (All tags)

I’ve been thinking about this for a long time. I brought it up to one of the judges of the parade and she said “ you’ve been talking about this for a l number of years since it’s Candyland theme I think this year is the year you should finally do it.”
So I’m just seeing if anybody would be interested you need to have like a sexy Santa clause outfit or something on Noel‘s already on the boat. I’ll just need to make a platform and do the rest of the lights..
If you’re interested, let me know
      
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lapierre
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Dec 7 2023 12:34PM     link to this

newport?
SurfMonger
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Dec 7 2023 12:35PM     link to this

Alright damn it. Since its been an hour and half and you haven't got a volunteer I guess I'll do it.
ultimatejohn
Dana Point, OC, CA
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Dec 7 2023 12:39PM     link to this

Women only sorry!

It's in Dana Point!
ultimatejohn
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Dec 7 2023 03:52PM     link to this

Luckily,
we have already found someone that wants to be the "stripper". For one of the nights anyway. I don't think it would be possible for anyone to get raped. Every boat will be full to capacity and in very close proximity to about 150 other boats in the lineup. The parade route will be lined with thousands of cheering onlookers. Relax a little titty. It's just good clean fun.
She isn't going to be naked she'll be in a sexy Santa costume. Dana Point isn't "weird". You're weird. The parade moderator already ok'd what we're doing.
Does every single thing you do in life have to come with payment? It's Christmas time, supposed to be about giving, not take, take, take.

Anyway, if anyone wants one of the other nights there's judging every night of the parade.
Petite14u2use
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Dec 7 2023 04:38PM     link to this

Sounds like fun!
billinirvine
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Dec 7 2023 07:35PM     link to this

You da man, John.
Are slips available there (32' only)?
Cabrillo is a hike.

I love boat outcalls.
ultimatejohn
Dana Point, OC, CA
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Dec 7 2023 07:48PM     link to this

Hello Titty it’s inside the harbor. They usually televise the first night. Last year there were so many boats the captains didn’t get to relax until after the parade.
Peter67
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Dec 7 2023 10:06PM     link to this

I agree with Petite. It sounds like fun. I’d like to attend if I am in town when you do it. 👍
NickSgv
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Dec 7 2023 10:35PM     link to this

HelloTittysMeow would light up any parade. Street, Boat, Carnival. Cavalcade, Circus. Flypast, Flower or even a funeral. Put her on a pole in the middle of any boat parade and just watch the chaos as all the other boat captains stop and stare....
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Dec 8 2023 07:25AM     link to this

sounds fun but im not in town
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Dec 8 2023 10:52AM     link to this

Paid gig ?
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Dec 8 2023 10:54AM     link to this

While this does sound fun, I have to agree it might not be appropriate given there will be children watching. This should be kept for the after party or privately for people who have consented.
Grizzlyb113
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Dec 8 2023 10:56AM     link to this

Me me me
ultimatejohn
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Dec 8 2023 01:05PM     link to this

Good afternoon candy lovers and HAPPY BOAT PARADE DAY!
My countdown to Candyland shows that we are just over 6 hours away from showtime.
I know you are ready to razzle and dazzle the masses as they gather along the Dana Point Harbor waterfront to cheer you on as they delight in your creative confection!

There are SO many judges booked for tonight as well as secret judges throughout the harbor. All are SO excited to you out there!
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Dec 8 2023 02:06PM     link to this

…Hold my beer 🍺
Tatiana36dd
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Dec 8 2023 07:09PM     link to this

I love dana point and san clemente. Getting me all excited! Thinking of all the boys I kissed! The successful gents in south OC make a gal feel appreciated. I recall many nights or all mights of Christmas parties and nice gifts!
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Dec 8 2023 11:57PM     link to this

Thanks for the tip John on the DUI checkpoint in Costa Misery tonight. Anybody questions the stripper pole, it�s just a fireman�s pole for good old Saint Nick. Been down that pole many a time as a first responder. Never forget 911
Tatiana36dd
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Dec 9 2023 05:32AM     link to this

I think 2 of gals would be better. Definitely over in NC where I know captains I would do this as neung with friends ensures safety. I am all anout santa and elf outfits as I have then. I think a privately santa elf duet with another gal on your boat first so we all get to know each first is best. Maybe wine and dinner engagement in out santa or elf outfits.
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Dec 9 2023 05:35AM     link to this

Duets! Two of us gals each night.
Tatiana36dd
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Dec 9 2023 05:38AM     link to this

And for kittymeow, yes I feel u that most things especially around holidays require motivation unless a) I am deeply in lust with some muscleman or they are not a muscle man but they are one of my meetup pals for karaoke or trivia lol
ultimatejohn
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Dec 9 2023 09:23AM     link to this

Two gals is always better. Last night was a lot of fun!
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Dec 9 2023 12:53PM     link to this

Not a safety issue at all, lol.
ultimatejohn
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Dec 10 2023 08:58AM     link to this


it would be fun to have a private event!
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Dec 10 2023 09:47AM     link to this

How much will I profit from it?

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Tatiana36dd
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Dec 10 2023 09:49AM     link to this

We can PM each other Tabie. But for now the boat ride in jammies sounds fun
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Dec 10 2023 06:35PM     link to this

Great article on Dana boat show. I will be making the newport one maybe as my pto starts dec21st
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Dec 12 2023 07:49PM     link to this

Anyone got the pole pics?
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Dec 13 2023 05:27AM     link to this

No where thousands of people more like hundred people we were camping on the beach in Dana Point the show was nice though.
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Chocolate candy cane?


Hmmm
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So who was the lucky sucker, I mean lady?
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Dec 15 2023 09:10PM     link to this

I want pole pics NOW!
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Dec 16 2023 08:04PM     link to this

Here
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Dec 17 2023 08:13AM     link to this

How come your shrimp boat didn't capsize? The size of that broad.
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Dec 17 2023 02:32PM     link to this

Ok
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Dec 17 2023 08:02PM     link to this

Where are the real pole pics
ultimatejohn
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Dec 17 2023 08:22PM     link to this

I don't have any!
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Dec 17 2023 10:06PM     link to this

Sorry, you can't afford me.

Also, your pole and maybe your boat can't support my weight, but that's another issue.
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