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Que?
Captain Morgan comes in bigger bottles?
Houthis are hiring more bad guys?
Captain Hook and Smee are over-eating?
Pittsburgh is fielding 10 players?
Help us out here
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Butt pirates G.....he's talking about butt pirates. Shees, the density.
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Uh huh.........explain the expanding part then, smarty-pants
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Butt pirates are expanding buttholes in smarty pants, genius.
It’s all there.
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Captain Phillips is one of my favorite movies
🏴☠️
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This chick has knowledge about expanding butt pirates.
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biden is a perfect butt pirate
He is fuckin the country in the ass.
With no oil.
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I never use lube or oil. I get em nice and wet before I have a good poke.
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I like Captain Ron!
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Captain Ron was cool
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Shiver me timbers.
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This blog got much further than it had any right to
So, stroke me oar and hoist me mainsail.
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Well what do you expect work all the streaming companies raising prices
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They raised the prices on starfish expanders???
Vss4, they have your dream job to test out new products!
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@Hunterjohnson, please remove my personal picture from your profile please. Youre impersonating me,
Thank you.
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Expanding Butt Pirates will be the name of my next rock band.
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Oh no you don’t, Harpooner.
It’s the name of my new schooner boat.
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We can do a gig on your schooner.
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Pirates of Penance for you old time Skallywags
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Aargh Matey
“the pirate sound, which is most commonly written as arrr, and the frustration sound, which is most commonly written argh or aargh.”
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fustration sound ... ah FUCK
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Nice continuation post after a 5 month hiatus!
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I think OP meant pilates.
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Kraken and RC.
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I'm the captain now!
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