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It turns out that every year the highest traffic on dating apps occurs on the first Sunday in January. They call it Dating Sunday. More photos are uploaded to dating apps on the first Sunday in January than on any other day of the year.
I know that I've always gotten dumped in January. You would think that I would have noticed a pattern. The game that chicks play is to have a guy through the holidays and then to dump him in January. But there is a trick to this. Chicks want to be able to have a hot date for Valentine's Day. That means that chicks need to work fast during the last two weeks of January.
Should I start uploading my photos to HX? Should I use a photo filter? Is there a good photo filter for my peen? Maybe I should use a reverse photo filter. Chicks use photo filters to look thinner, but I want my peen to look fatter.
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