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You know something fucker. Stop trying to bang 24 yr old bitches.
There are plenty of 50 yr old women that are pretty hot too. 50 should be about half your age anyway, so consider yourself lucky.
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And I say that without malice.
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ooooo dammmm......butz is stackin again.
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I resemble that remark Seymour, thank you & yes there's many mature magnificent ladies on here !!!
At OP I think what you're saying is what's the biggest turn off & deal breaker for most ladies, at any age ?
Hygiene, definitely.
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I'm with SkurferGirl. Hygiene trumps all. I think the oldest client I had was probably the most spry and the fattest had the best oral skills. The ones with the ick factor are the ones with odor (especially around the foreskin) and dirty fingernails - come on guys, TRY HARDER. 9 out of 10 times the older guys are impressive, I didn't know they had it in them! The fat guys are just fat. so what. I have a fat ass too!
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Older guys are more likely to want to please as much as being pleased. At any age, that is sexy and sensuous. And I agree, the ick factor can be a problem at any age.
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I'm old, and fat! Therefore, I take my time, love giving oral, love to satisfy, and take a while to orgasm. Looks like I'm in!!!
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When I was young I would just want to get laid and get the fuck out, now that I’m older I have become a pleaser. Nothing turns me on more than seeing a woman moan and have the look of satisfaction, and the young ladies that I regularly see tell me they appreciate me making an effort to please them, they say it’s a plus when I ask them what they enjoy and do my best to please them. I’m in my 50’s with a dad bod but I’m always super clean, shaved and smelling good unless the lady lets me know she doesn’t like colognes. Of the 50 or so ladies I’ve met here only a handful of times did I feel like the lady didn’t want to be with me, and that’s ok I just didn’t see them again. There plenty of beautiful women on here
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Poor.
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I’m older, but REALLY fat. Just look at my profile pic. I’ve always been a bit obsessive about hygiene because of it, so I guess that’s a positive.
I am much more self conscious about the weight than the age. Maybe because I prefer a MILF so the age gap isn’t nearly as big.
When I’m meeting a woman for the first time, I let them know what to expect as far as the weight goes. If it’s really a deal breaker for her, id rather give her the opportunity to let me know now, before we both waste our time. Oh, and I have found the occasional chubby chaser here. I know it’s hard to believe, but they do exist.
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A good provider has no regard for age and weight.
That is why we pay them.
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Marrisa_G you jumped into the game late unlike a lot of these 20-somethings and you brought with you tons of knowledge, learning and down right sexiness. We've chatted and almost met. I'm old, got covid fat, four scars I call zippers to put in the spare parts and always clean the ick most of all. It's not always good looks guys. Be clean, Be polite and enjoy the moment.
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OP, buck up my man
You're 42 years younger than me
Get back on the horse and have some fun again
Just remember to scrub all the crevices you can reach and you'll be fine.
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And bald. Don't forget bald. Fat, old and bald. The trifecta of why we're on Hx and not hitting on MILF's in bars.
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You forgot hunchback and hair-lip!!!
Those seem to be deal killers in the ladies department for me too.
Aw shit.................................. don't tell me I'm the ONLY one.
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Just stop laying flat on ppl like a pancake
No matter the size - be careful burying ppl and their face...
If u weigh more... Say than 250 let the person know.
They may have a back problem themselves...
If you weigh more and have hard to reach places ask for some one to wash your back. No big deal.
Skin is skin as long as it smells good.
Being overweight skin folds n sits n stinks.
It's just the truth.
Try using body oil remove like face wash in those places. Where there is sweat, is smell and smell is bacteria...
So does body hair smell. Use shampoo ... Like twice...
Listen. I'm da germ queen here -
U wanna smell like soap period.. anyone any size sometimes don't!!!
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I always make sure to keep my drool cup clean. I think it's appreciated.
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And stop pretty on ppl faces.
And gum isn't mouth wash
Does nothing but make the smell of ur cavities leak out
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**stop breathing on faces
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Gina letting you all know 😂
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I once saw a woman who had a bigger cock than me. I was so embarrassed I had to leave.
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I don't care if you're fat, old, bald or disabled
If you're a nice person and smell good I will love you all the same
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June....my kind a gal!!
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Damn I feel fat lol
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What about a Beer Belly? �
However, June has the right attitude. Bravo �
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Why would you down talk yourself so much, man? You need to stop that habit immediately.
I thought with age came wisdom! So if you are feeling old and out-of-it with these chicks, share your knowledge and teach them something -
Are you good with your hands? Teach them how to build something.
Do you know a lot about music? Show her how to play an instrument or how to actually listen to music.
Did your ex-wife or ex-girlfriend not do something that you would like a new chick in your life to do? Show that person in the room with you how to do that thing and tell her why its important to you, and i bet she will listen and do her best to fulfill your desire.
Just because shit hasn't gone well in the past doesn't mean it never will. The first step is upgrading your mentality to reflect positivity and watch the good things happen to you when you are in the correct flow state.
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Yes for June. What a hero..
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The only fat we care about is how fat your wallet is. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk!
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Can I get some arby sauce with that sandwich
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Had a beer gut/dad bod all my life. Diabetes set in and the amount of meds I am on make me need a little blue pill every time I want the horizontal hula.
I am not old, but am definitely not an 18 year old kid with a jackhammer between my legs anymore. Each day I look in the mirror I see my dad's receding hairline. And my stamina just isn't what it used to be.
Like another monger said, " I now enjoy being the one giving the pleasure". I happen to agree with that. It's a turn on, for me to have the woman moan and squeeze your head between her legs while she cums ( anyone that has seen "Goldeneye", I just love Famke Jensen's character , "Xenia Onatopp"... goals. ) That is a fantasy. And keep going till she pops again.
Hygiene is amongst the most important for me and most of the ladies I have met here. I have always made it a point to shower well before I leave the house to meet up. Having a removable shower head to get all the nooks and crannies is a big plus especially with my bug butt. (__!__)
Even with that, I'll use deodorant. Also, brush my teeth and brush what hair I got left. Don't care if it's a first time meeting her or the 1000th time in my nearly 3 decades of mongering... always be the gentleman. Be clean, be kind, be good.
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I see pretty much everyone as long as you have the right incentive, I don't care about age, weight or disability as long as you have a immaculate hygiene and superb skills at pleasing me I welcome you. Shower and clean towels available upon request. I understand some of you gentlemen are pressed for time and can't always take a shower before visiting, just let me know don't force me to send you to take a shower which seldom has happened to me I have seen veterans with artificial limbs taken them off before the deed it doesn't bother me we all deserve and need affection and carnal interaction 😘
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I’m a big guy, meaning I’m fluffy and I give heads up before I go and I ask if I can shower too just in case.. I try to have a great hygiene..
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Have you ladies seen anyone using a wheel chair? If so, did they give you a heads up?
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STANDING OVATION TO Yourbaby_Fiji!
That hit the nail on the head!!!
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Older gentleman are usually much more respectful and I have had many older men that were great partners.... A little beer gut is nothing to consider yourself fat. For myself the turnoffs are bad breath and bad hygiene, also when someones hand or fingers come diving in between the legs.... immediate turn off for me.... Men slow and easy wins the race... Gentle fingers. That also goes for kissing when your tongue is moving faster I feel like you would rather eat my face than kiss me. When your tongue is flying another turnoff...... Match the pace of the person your kissing. It's not junior high and being hobbyist I would think you would pick up on those things.
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I agree with yourbaby_fiji..... Well said beautiful!
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Money ages very well. Don’t worry how old you are.
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Age, Size, Color, bald, None of these things are a factor to me. But as so many have already said, Be Clean (or use my shower), Be Kind, Be respectful. I have seen young and old men. None of that makes him good or bad. How he behaves makes all the difference in the world.
Yes I have seen men in wheelchairs. They have always told me so in advance. Some who can still drive themselves, some who have drivers and caregivers. It is good to know ahead so the wheelchair can be accommodated. I now have a ramp on my entrance, so that is no problem. At some locations in the past, wheelchair access was a problem. I have a few regular visitors who are in wheelchairs. I must make a few adjustments so they have a clear path to my room. Not a problem, I just do that in the morning before they arrive. Some have to stay in their chairs, other can get in and out of them on their own. For the ones who can not do so on their own I usually require a longer (2hr) appointment, so I have the time needed to undress, redress and return them to the chair. So even a wheelchair is not a turn off. I actually feel very good about seeing them, how else would they ever get any??
Just behave yourself, Be respectful, Be Clean, and have the requested gift.
All men can be good clients, and it only takes a little bit of thought and preparation.
Just like we do for them.
"A"
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@Vince2001
I have a regular client who is in a wheelchair and he is the SWEETEST thing ever. He always bring me one of his beautiful paintings, treats and tips well!
The first time we met he asked if it’s something I was okay with. While there are some slight accommodations and limitations we have to get around, it always ends up a job well done!
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This has actually turned into an interesting blog. My takeaways in no particular order: Be hygenic, be respectful, don't barrel through the intimate experience like a runaway freight train, fulfill your obligation to keep appointments and be on time and of course fulfill the agreed upon donation request. And my personal epilogue...let's not forget that at the end of the day we are all human and want to be treated with civility and kindness. The Golden Rule is true north.
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OP , your not giving yourself enough credit.
Every where I go gals eyes pop and they think
" Dang got to get me some of that old married guy."
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If I'm coming straight from work then I'll ask to take a shower before starting
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